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Jul 5, 2019 14:47:42   #
JCam Loc: MD Eastern Shore
 
That's the way I first heard it about 40 years ago. Thanks for republishing it! The oldies should be preserved!

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Jul 5, 2019 18:53:15   #
drucker Loc: Oregon
 
The first time I saw the picture. the last part of the caption was " . . . volume one."

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Jul 5, 2019 21:58:44   #
amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN
 
Yes, we are complicated, unlike the Male, which can be summed up thusly -sleep, eat, work, sex. Not necessarily in that order.Repeat until death.

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Jul 6, 2019 00:23:38   #
nekon Loc: Carterton, New Zealand
 
The Book "Understanding Women." Wouldn't even make a single page. Understanding Women is impossible, even women cannot understand women!

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Jul 6, 2019 00:25:40   #
nekon Loc: Carterton, New Zealand
 
amyinsparta wrote:
Yes, we are complicated, unlike the Male, which can be summed up thusly -sleep, eat, work, sex. Not necessarily in that order.Repeat until death.


Take that filthy word, " work" out of the equation, and I'll agree!

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Jul 6, 2019 05:57:49   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
mikewskier wrote:
An oldie but too true:
Bridge to Hawaii

A man is walking along the beach and he trips on a magic lamp, he polishes it off and a genie comes out.
"I will grant you one wish" says the genie.
The man thinks for a while and he finally says, "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I've been too scared to fly on a plane, and boats always make me seasick, so I want you to make a bridge to Hawaii."
The genie replies, "Are You Crazy!?!? That would be almost impossible, do you know how deep the ocean is, that would be such a long drive, it just isn't structurally possible. Make another wish"
The guys thinks again and then he says, "I've had plenty of relationships but I could never make them last more than a few months, I just don't understand women. I wish I could understand women."
Then genie looks at him dumbfounded and finally says, "Do you want that bridge two lane or four?"
An oldie but too true: br Bridge to Hawaii br br ... (show quote)



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Jul 6, 2019 10:10:16   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Jul 6, 2019 14:45:11   #
Quaking Aspen Loc: Cottage Grove, OR
 
I think this is the redacted version...

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Jul 7, 2019 09:48:17   #
Fotoserj Loc: St calixte Qc Ca
 
And that is the condensed version

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Jul 7, 2019 10:30:39   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Fayle wrote:
This photo helps sum it up.
(Sorry for the low res.)


That machine only has a red light on the women's side. Where's the green light?
And the red light on the men's side should be green, and the switch is superfluous.

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Jul 22, 2019 09:12:33   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
The abridged version!

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