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Alter Boy
Jun 29, 2019 11:26:19   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'



The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'



Yes, Father, it is.



'And who was the girl you were with?'



‘I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'



"Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'



‘I cannot say.’



‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'



I'll never tell. '



“Was it Nina Capelli?'



“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'



“Was it Cathy Piriano?'



“My lips are sealed.'



“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'



“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go say a rosary and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.'



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Jun 29, 2019 11:29:19   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Funny one Swede. Thanks.

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Jun 29, 2019 11:55:33   #
PixelStan77 Loc: Vermont/Chicago
 
Swede wrote:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'



The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'



Yes, Father, it is.



'And who was the girl you were with?'



‘I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'



"Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'



‘I cannot say.’



‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'



I'll never tell. '



“Was it Nina Capelli?'



“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'



“Was it Cathy Piriano?'



“My lips are sealed.'



“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'



“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go say a rosary and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been wi... (show quote)


Great one Swede. Put a smile on my face.

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Jun 30, 2019 05:57:53   #
FiddleMaker Loc: Merrimac, MA
 
Swede wrote:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'



The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'



Yes, Father, it is.



'And who was the girl you were with?'



‘I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'



"Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'



‘I cannot say.’



‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'



I'll never tell. '



“Was it Nina Capelli?'



“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'



“Was it Cathy Piriano?'



“My lips are sealed.'



“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'



“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go say a rosary and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been wi... (show quote)



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Jun 30, 2019 07:01:07   #
Julian Loc: Sarasota, FL
 
Swede wrote:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'



The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'



Yes, Father, it is.



'And who was the girl you were with?'



‘I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'



"Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'



‘I cannot say.’



‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'



I'll never tell. '



“Was it Nina Capelli?'



“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'



“Was it Cathy Piriano?'



“My lips are sealed.'



“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'



“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go say a rosary and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been wi... (show quote)


Perhaps Altar boy?

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Jun 30, 2019 07:06:57   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
I could see that coming.

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Jun 30, 2019 08:34:12   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jun 30, 2019 11:24:33   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good one, Swede.

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Jun 30, 2019 17:24:13   #
Zario Loc: sacramento, CA
 
You Nailed it Swede. I used to be an altar boy. Wonder if he followed up on the leads. Very funny.

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Jun 30, 2019 20:42:15   #
David in Dallas Loc: Dallas, Texas, USA
 
Julian wrote:
Perhaps Altar boy?
I was going to comment on that, too.

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