Male or Female at the ATM
Jun 25, 2019 11:14:46 #
Difference of a male or a female at the ATM
Male or Female at the ATM
MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps .'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it....
Male or Female at the ATM
MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps .'
*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it....
Jun 25, 2019 11:20:43 #
Jun 25, 2019 11:26:08 #
Jun 25, 2019 11:33:39 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Difference of a male or a female at the ATM br br... (show quote)
Sorry, that's just bad (especially your comment before the 2nd part)!Jun 25, 2019 11:46:01 #
It is an immature, stupid post--an insult to women.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Jun 25, 2019 11:56:41 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Difference of a male or a female at the ATM br br... (show quote)
So true, have seen variations of this hundreds of times.
Jun 25, 2019 11:57:16 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
It is an immature, stupid post--an insult to women.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Sounds like you liked it too.
Jun 25, 2019 12:27:06 #
Huey Driver wrote:
Difference of a male or a female at the ATM br br... (show quote)
Yes, ATM Machines are installed for conventional sedan automobiles, not for higher S.U.V. Vehicles. I personally have to get out of my car, and walk up to the A.T.M. machine and process my banking business. So aggravating...âšī¸đđĢ
Jun 25, 2019 12:34:44 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
It is an immature, stupid post--an insult to women.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Jun 25, 2019 12:39:49 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
It is an immature, stupid post--an insult to women.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Not true, not funny, not clever, not anything but asinine and insulting.
Take it to the attic.
Jun 25, 2019 12:48:29 #
Jun 25, 2019 12:52:55 #
Another candidate running for President of The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Alfalfa would be proud of him, but he's going to spend a lot of time alone.
Jun 25, 2019 13:39:14 #
To the person who posted the pic of the picture of the "apology" and lack of reading ability.
Jun 25, 2019 13:44:30 #
Keen wrote:
Another candidate running for President of The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Alfalfa would be proud of him, but he's going to spend a lot of time alone.
Another band wagon jumping, self-righteous, "I'm so enlightened and open minded, that I'm offended" post.
Ho hum
Jun 25, 2019 13:59:50 #
Reconvic
Loc: clermont Fl
Jeezy Peezy, I as a male have an entirely different ridiculous sequence of events:
1. My truck's gas tank has to be full (just in case there's a gas shortage)
2. I have to have my wallet out long before I get to the ATM (it's embarrassing if I have to fumble)
3. I have to turn the diesel truck off because it's so loud.
4. I palm my ATM card cause I just know somebody is watching.
5. What the hell was that pin? (had card for 5 years)
6. Crap, this machine is too low!
7. It only gave me 80 bucks ...no, it's a hundred!
8. What's my balance?
9. Damn, why do they make these lanes so small ?
Come on, I love Sally and respect her much. We both admit that we have gender related idiosyncrasies.
1. My truck's gas tank has to be full (just in case there's a gas shortage)
2. I have to have my wallet out long before I get to the ATM (it's embarrassing if I have to fumble)
3. I have to turn the diesel truck off because it's so loud.
4. I palm my ATM card cause I just know somebody is watching.
5. What the hell was that pin? (had card for 5 years)
6. Crap, this machine is too low!
7. It only gave me 80 bucks ...no, it's a hundred!
8. What's my balance?
9. Damn, why do they make these lanes so small ?
Come on, I love Sally and respect her much. We both admit that we have gender related idiosyncrasies.
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