Limericks
Apr 22, 2019 03:19:24 #
A couple more from the dementia file:
There a young lady from Keele,
With a snatch made of sheet metal steel.
Her biggest thrill,
Came from a rotary drill,
Off-center with an emery wheel.
There was this girl named McGee,
Who was screwed by an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee!
There a young lady from Keele,
With a snatch made of sheet metal steel.
Her biggest thrill,
Came from a rotary drill,
Off-center with an emery wheel.
There was this girl named McGee,
Who was screwed by an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee!
Apr 22, 2019 09:55:57 #
Apr 22, 2019 13:37:32 #
Apr 23, 2019 06:10:11 #
A note to Obama and Hillary
Who both deserve the pillory
Their lies and deceit
Led to her defeat
And Trump in charge of artillery
Who both deserve the pillory
Their lies and deceit
Led to her defeat
And Trump in charge of artillery
Apr 23, 2019 16:30:40 #
Was determined to create a rift
And to give his party a lift
But he was clearly deluded
that the Pres had colluded
So how will his narrative Schiff?
And to give his party a lift
But he was clearly deluded
that the Pres had colluded
So how will his narrative Schiff?
Apr 23, 2019 17:27:43 #
Apr 23, 2019 17:31:34 #
There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
There isn't much class
in screwing dead ass
but think of the money he saved!
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
There isn't much class
in screwing dead ass
but think of the money he saved!
Apr 23, 2019 17:42:01 #
Phil Martin
Loc: New Hampshire
A lady, athletic and handsome,
Got lodged in her sleeping-room transom.
When she offered much gold
For relief, she was told
That the view was worth more than the ransom.
Got lodged in her sleeping-room transom.
When she offered much gold
For relief, she was told
That the view was worth more than the ransom.
Apr 23, 2019 17:44:15 #
Phil Martin
Loc: New Hampshire
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared."
"Two owls and a hen,
Two larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard."
Who said, "It is just as I feared."
"Two owls and a hen,
Two larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard."
Apr 23, 2019 17:46:25 #
Phil Martin
Loc: New Hampshire
A tutor who tooted a toot
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"
Apr 23, 2019 19:33:10 #
jaymatt wrote:
If you want to whine about politics, go to the attic where there’s company.
Apr 24, 2019 01:52:14 #
BBurns wrote:
There was this girl named McGee,
Who was screwed by an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee![/i]
There was this girl named McGee,
Who was screwed by an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee![/i]
I know a similar version. Different protaganist/screwer:
There once was a man from Dundee,
Who molested an ape in a tree.
The result was quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
Three balls and a purple goatee!
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