Getting old is when . . . .
Apr 20, 2019 18:34:24 #
Apr 20, 2019 18:41:19 #
My grandfather used to say,
"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you mpolish your shoes!"
"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you mpolish your shoes!"
Apr 20, 2019 19:15:47 #
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Apr 20, 2019 20:46:10 #
kskarma
Loc: Topeka, KS
I've heard that with advanced age, you spend your time doing one of two things....Looking for the nearest bathroom...or trying to remember someone's name...!!
(I can't think who told me this...but, I'm sure it will come to me!)
(I can't think who told me this...but, I'm sure it will come to me!)
Apr 20, 2019 21:44:11 #
Apart from physical ailments, age is largely an attitude. When Mae West was 87 years old, she was having sex with several 25 year old guys each day. She did not consider herself to be "old." I have a cousin who-at age 31-started behaving as if she were 81.....sitting around watching TV all day long, or spending most of her time in bed, complaining about aches, and pains, eating too little, forgetting things she should be remembering, etc. She felt very old. Attitude matters.
Apr 20, 2019 22:51:18 #
quagmire
Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina
Old is never waste an erection , never pass up a chance to pee and never trust a fart.
Apr 21, 2019 07:39:34 #
Getting old is when you feel just like a newborn baby!!!
Got no hair, got no teeth and you just peed your pants.
Got no hair, got no teeth and you just peed your pants.
Apr 21, 2019 08:28:40 #
Apr 21, 2019 09:36:27 #
Reminds me of my 85 year old uncle who took Viagra every night. He said he took it so he wouldn't roll out of bed.
Apr 21, 2019 10:12:49 #
Apr 21, 2019 12:00:30 #
Apr 21, 2019 12:01:17 #
Gasman57 wrote:
Reminds me of my 85 year old uncle who took Viagra every night. He said he took it so he wouldn't roll out of bed.
Good one!!! LOL.
Apr 21, 2019 12:05:00 #
Apr 21, 2019 13:06:48 #
Forget old! Middle age is 20 years older than I’m ever going to be!
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