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Apr 16, 2019 06:51:29   #
LittleRed
 
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?


Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.




The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!


Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too!



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Apr 16, 2019 07:14:31   #
Dannj
 
Love starting my day with a laugh! Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee🤪🤪

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Apr 16, 2019 07:41:38   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Apr 16, 2019 07:50:15   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Apr 16, 2019 07:53:40   #
texaseve Loc: TX, NC and NH
 
That was good.

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Apr 16, 2019 08:11:51   #
lamiaceae Loc: San Luis Obispo County, CA
 
LittleRed wrote:
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?


Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.




The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!


Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins... (show quote)


I was pretty suspicious part way thru your story. 1) My education is in Biology. 2) My wife is obsessed with Penguins and we have more books and videos about Penguins than I care to think of. 3) Even of true wouldn't the ice be filled with dead Penguins by now. Frozen birds probably do not decay fast. More likely Leopard Seals eat the dead ones. And why couldn't it have been a Fleetwood Mac song?

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Apr 16, 2019 09:08:29   #
chrisg-optical Loc: New York, NY
 
Dannj wrote:
Love starting my day with a laugh! Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee🤪🤪


Snapple Real Fact #997:
"Gentoo penguins propose to their life mates with a pebble."

That would make a great shot for a "wedding" photographer!

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Apr 16, 2019 12:06:52   #
Riggson Loc: Tucson, Az
 
chrisg-optical wrote:
Snapple Real Fact #997:
"Gentoo penguins propose to their life mates with a pebble."


I remember watching a nature show many years ago where a penguin came up and dropped a pebble at one of the researchers feet during the filming. Had almost forgotten that scene until you jogged the memory.

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Apr 16, 2019 19:24:59   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
what I want to know is, how do they "fall in love" They all look the B same!!!!

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Apr 16, 2019 20:18:00   #
alx Loc: NJ
 
I think I want to die a Penguin.

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Apr 17, 2019 05:39:23   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Fascinating.

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Apr 17, 2019 07:26:37   #
Dannj
 
Jane Goodall was recently interviewed about the new Disney film “Penguin”. The film involves the quest of “Steve”, an adventurous penguin determined to build a nest. After viewing the film she commented tongue in cheek to the director that it must have been extremely difficult to capture Steve’s actions as he overcame all the obstacles encountered during his quest. The director replied that Steve was in fact quite cooperative as were his several hundred stunt doubles.

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Apr 17, 2019 07:52:05   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
I didn't believe that story from the beginning. I have seen at least 3 documentaries on penguins and if they sang "Freeze a jolly good fellow" they would have mentioned it.





LittleRed wrote:
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?


Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !


It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.




The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!


Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins... (show quote)

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Apr 17, 2019 08:32:46   #
Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada
 
I thought this was going to be about hockey, OH well, maybe next year

Swede

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Apr 17, 2019 09:18:02   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
🤣🤣🤣

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