'Tis the season....
Nov 5, 2011 20:42:37 #
I'm not exactly sure why, but a couple recent posts made images of fruitcake pop into my head. Anybody got any good fruitcake pics??
Actually, I really do kinda, sorta like the stuff. :lol:
Actually, I really do kinda, sorta like the stuff. :lol:
Nov 5, 2011 20:46:37 #
i believe that the words good and fruitcake are contradictions in terms. Did you know there was a 4th wise man? He brought fruitcake and got himself written out of the Bible!!!!!!
Nov 5, 2011 21:04:25 #
sinatraman wrote:
i believe that the words good and fruitcake are contradictions in terms. Did you know there was a 4th wise man? He brought fruitcake and got himself written out of the Bible!!!!!!
Well, I remember Balthasar, Melchior and Caspar.....and.....and.....so THAT'S why I can never remember his name!!! :P
(As I'm sure you surmised, this post had a double-entendre...)
Nov 5, 2011 21:06:34 #
If you want the best ones, go to the UK around christmas, purchase the Scottish season pound cake specialty, cover them in aluminum foil and you will see real fruitcakes arrest you for transporting a bomb in Heathrow airport (true story) It was said afterward, by red faced official, than it had triggered an alert as it had the same density as C4...
Bon appétit! (When you out of jail and some guy had destroyed the evidence of course).
Bon appétit! (When you out of jail and some guy had destroyed the evidence of course).
Nov 5, 2011 21:11:13 #
English_Wolf wrote:
If you want the best ones, go to the UK around christmas, purchase the Scottish season pound cake specialty, cover them in aluminum foil and you will see real fruitcakes arrest you for transporting a bomb in Heathrow airport (true story) It was said afterward, by red faced official, than it had triggered an alert as it had the same density as C4...
Bon appétit! (When you out of jail and some guy had destroyed the evidence of course).
Bon appétit! (When you out of jail and some guy had destroyed the evidence of course).
I have seen a few that C4 would probably have been an imporvement in taste.
Nov 5, 2011 21:22:36 #
Well, I have used C$ and trust me, you want to wash your hands after using the stuff, it is oily and gives an after taste to your already disgusting MRI (french army),
Nov 5, 2011 21:57:01 #
English_Wolf wrote:
Well, I have used C$ and trust me, you want to wash your hands after using the stuff, it is oily and gives an after taste to your already disgusting MRI (french army),
I'll take your word for that. I've never used C4 and I've never tasted an MRE/MRI. When I was there we still had the good ol' C-Rations. I still have my original "John Wayne" P38 can opener.
But as my wife is fond of saying: "¡Todo es bueno cuando tiene hambre!" (It's all good when you're hungry).
;) :thumbup:
Nov 5, 2011 22:02:25 #
She did not have dried french cheese in a can and stone carved biscuits...
Enough of that, I am going to lose my appetite just thinking about and tonight I am supposed to make dinner.... :(
Enough of that, I am going to lose my appetite just thinking about and tonight I am supposed to make dinner.... :(
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