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Mar 23, 2023 16:28:28   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Got this from an e-mail buddy!



On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."



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Mar 23, 2023 16:58:30   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
FUNNY!!

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Mar 23, 2023 17:10:51   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
LOL!

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Mar 23, 2023 17:40:53   #
shangyrhee Loc: Nashville TN to Sacramento CA
 
LOL I like it !!! Shang.

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Mar 23, 2023 19:10:38   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
NMGal wrote:
LOL!



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Mar 23, 2023 19:10:52   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
shangyrhee wrote:
LOL I like it !!! Shang.



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Mar 24, 2023 08:21:58   #
Fayle Loc: Seward, Alaska and Rionegro, Colombia
 
bcheary wrote:
Got this from an e-mail buddy!



On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Got this from an e-mail buddy! img src="https://s... (show quote)


Here's another one:
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself up slowly, painfully onto a tall stool. After catching his breath, he order a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

He replied, “No, arthritis.”

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Mar 24, 2023 11:10:11   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Fayle wrote:
Here's another one:
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself up slowly, painfully onto a tall stool. After catching his breath, he order a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”

He replied, “No, arthritis.”



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Mar 24, 2023 12:03:36   #
AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio
 
bcheary wrote:
Got this from an e-mail buddy!



On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Got this from an e-mail buddy! img src="https://s... (show quote)





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Mar 24, 2023 12:06:15   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
AirWalter wrote:


I have something to add.



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Mar 24, 2023 12:10:54   #
Fredrick Loc: Former NYC, now San Francisco Bay Area
 
Just LOVE IT! Thanks.

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Mar 24, 2023 12:32:14   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Fredrick wrote:
Just LOVE IT! Thanks.



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Mar 24, 2023 16:06:08   #
Valenta Loc: Top of NZ
 

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Mar 24, 2023 16:09:46   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
I have to add one to the list:

An old geezer in the old folks home took a fancy to an old lady who is also staying at the home.
One day he gets enough courage to tell her he wants to make love to her.
She agrees that when everyone else is gone on a day trip, they will stay behind and get to it.
He goes to her room on the day and asks her how she likes it. She says,

"I used to like it when a man went down on me".

He says he would love to and goes for it. After about 30 seconds he comes back up and says,

"I'm sorry. I just can't go on. It smells rotten down there".

She says, "It must be my arthritis".

He looks at her and says, "Surely you can't get arthritis down there. Even if you could it wouldn't cause that horrible smell".

She says, "No, my arthritis is in my shoulder. I can't wipe my Ass".

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Mar 24, 2023 18:16:49   #
Valenta Loc: Top of NZ
 
My laugh for the day - thanks.

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