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Mar 18, 2023 13:10:59   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
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๐Ÿ‘ต Two Little Old ladies ๐Ÿ‘ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ€!
"You're on!โ€ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โ˜บ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ€ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒนโค๐Ÿ’œ

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Mar 18, 2023 13:26:49   #
dadaist
 
"In the world of rules, there are no rules, only fools". Ogden Nash-from Carnival of the Animals.

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Mar 18, 2023 14:26:01   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
LOL!

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Mar 18, 2023 14:28:56   #
AviRoad Loc: Westchester County, NY
 
Excellent in a funny way!

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Mar 18, 2023 14:51:41   #
Beowulf Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI
 

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Mar 18, 2023 15:01:17   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
If it was Charlie and Joe, the prize, ofc, would be Best Hanging Fruit.

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Mar 18, 2023 18:13:34   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
dadaist wrote:
"In the world of rules, there are no rules, only fools". Ogden Nash-from Carnival of the Animals.



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Mar 18, 2023 18:13:52   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
NMGal wrote:
LOL!



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Mar 18, 2023 18:14:09   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
AviRoad wrote:
Excellent in a funny way!



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Mar 18, 2023 18:14:25   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Beowulf wrote:



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Mar 18, 2023 18:14:45   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
SteveR wrote:
If it was Charlie and Joe, the prize, ofc, would be Best Hanging Fruit.



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Mar 19, 2023 05:37:56   #
Manglesphoto Loc: 70 miles south of St.Louis
 
bcheary wrote:
Received this from an e-mail buddy.





๐Ÿ‘ต Two Little Old ladies ๐Ÿ‘ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ€!
"You're on!โ€ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โ˜บ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ€ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒนโค๐Ÿ’œ
Received this from an e-mail buddy. br br br br... (show quote)


Lol ย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Mar 19, 2023 08:12:52   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
bcheary wrote:
Received this from an e-mail buddy.





๐Ÿ‘ต Two Little Old ladies ๐Ÿ‘ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ€!
"You're on!โ€ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โ˜บ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ€ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒนโค๐Ÿ’œ
Received this from an e-mail buddy. br br br br... (show quote)


๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Mar 19, 2023 08:19:08   #
Fayle Loc: Seward, Alaska and Rionegro, Colombia
 
bcheary wrote:
Received this from an e-mail buddy.





๐Ÿ‘ต Two Little Old ladies ๐Ÿ‘ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower showโ€!
"You're on!โ€ said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.โ˜บ
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
"What happened?โ€ asked Connie.
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
Life is short...
Break the rules ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒนโค๐Ÿ’œ
Received this from an e-mail buddy. br br br br... (show quote)


Another one about two little old ladies:



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Mar 19, 2023 08:23:13   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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