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Some thoughts for entering 2023
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Jan 24, 2023 14:00:55   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
>>> The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.


>>> Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

>>> Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.
>>>
>>> When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

>>> Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, "Close enough."

>>> Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

>>> "Your call is important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo".

>>> Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

>>> I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He's 5 and it's past his bedtime.

>>> Today's 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.

>>> Tip for a successful marriage: Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she's mowing the lawn.

>>> So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

>>> Old age is coming at a really bad time.

>>> If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

>>> Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

>>> Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only sent one copy?

>>> The Commandments for Seniors......
>>>
>>> You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
>>>
>>> Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

>>> "On time" is when you get there.


>>> Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

>>> It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

>>> Lately you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

>>> "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

>>> HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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Jan 24, 2023 14:07:34   #
jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon
 


jack

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Jan 24, 2023 14:15:56   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Love ‘em!!

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Jan 24, 2023 15:01:56   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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Jan 24, 2023 15:04:38   #
bikinkawboy Loc: north central Missouri
 
We have an indecisive biking buddy who we give a hard time. We joke that, “Some day Henry will decide to make a decision “.

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Jan 24, 2023 15:20:19   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
jack schade wrote:


jack



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Jan 24, 2023 15:20:53   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
NMGal wrote:
Love ‘em!!



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Jan 24, 2023 15:21:35   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
bikinkawboy wrote:
We have an indecisive biking buddy who we give a hard time. We joke that, “Some day Henry will decide to make a decision “.



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Jan 24, 2023 15:22:01   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
DaveO wrote:



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Jan 25, 2023 07:09:28   #
nimbushopper Loc: Tampa, FL
 
Good ones!

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Jan 25, 2023 08:13:57   #
cdayton
 
😀😀😀😀

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Jan 25, 2023 08:30:29   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
nimbushopper wrote:
Good ones!



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Jan 25, 2023 08:30:50   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
cdayton wrote:
😀😀😀😀



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Jan 25, 2023 09:35:17   #
whatdat Loc: Del Valle, Tx.
 
What’s scary is a lot of them are true!!

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Jan 25, 2023 10:24:00   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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