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Jan 25, 2023 13:52:02   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
markngolf wrote:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diamet... (show quote)
Almost all of these are new to my Library.

One variation is:
A Mexican Work Truck - Won Ton

I, too, was in metrology. RF Engineers do it until their Gigahertz.

Old English cars mileage is measured in Furlongs per Fortnight

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Jan 25, 2023 14:47:07   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thank you all for the kind replies. Glad to know they were enjoyed.
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 15:51:37   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Excellent, Mark!!

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Jan 25, 2023 16:09:43   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
Pretty funny!

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Jan 25, 2023 16:26:56   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
Those are great Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 17:08:57   #
Dennis833 Loc: Australia
 
Thank you...very funny!

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Jan 25, 2023 20:57:39   #
Flyerace Loc: Mt Pleasant, WI
 
Made me chuckle. Great job!

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Jan 25, 2023 21:07:22   #
JFCoupe Loc: Kent, Washington
 
One of the best posts ever. I just shared it.

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Jan 25, 2023 21:52:09   #
rrozema Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Great

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Jan 25, 2023 22:14:19   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
markngolf wrote:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking
the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical
mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diamet... (show quote)


thise are some good ones, I'll have to pass them along. Thanks.

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Jan 25, 2023 22:37:00   #
crafterwantabe Loc: Mn
 
🤣🤣🤣

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