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Jan 25, 2023 09:18:24   #
alberio Loc: Casa Grande AZ
 
#7 for me.

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Jan 25, 2023 10:24:25   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
junglejim1949 wrote:
Thanks for the laughs Mark


My pleasure, Jim!!
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 10:40:36   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Jan 25, 2023 11:00:23   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Jan 25, 2023 11:01:45   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
yssirk123 wrote:


Thanks for lookin in Bill!!
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 11:02:05   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
raymondh wrote:


Thank you!!
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 11:15:58   #
slcarn Loc: Draper, Utah USA
 
markngolf wrote:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking
the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical
mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diamet... (show quote)

Those are really funny and cleaver. I hope it’s alright to send those far and wide!
Steve

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Jan 25, 2023 11:17:31   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
slcarn wrote:
Those are really funny and cleaver. I hope it’s alright to send those far and wide!
Steve


Be my guest!!
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 11:22:50   #
NickelCigar Loc: Lenexa, Kansas
 
Clever.

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Jan 25, 2023 11:23:08   #
Martys Loc: Lubec, Maine
 
All excellent,.....great morning smiles.

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Jan 25, 2023 11:31:53   #
Toby
 
markngolf wrote:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking
the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical
mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diamet... (show quote)


Good ones

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Jan 25, 2023 11:40:02   #
tomad Loc: North Carolina
 
Very funny, but I think #11 should be Hoarsepower...

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Jan 25, 2023 11:59:04   #
Harvey104 Loc: Priest Lake, Nashville, TN
 
Thanks for the chuckle.

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Jan 25, 2023 12:21:40   #
bobgl205 Loc: Frederick Maryland
 
One to add to your list: Power to launch one ship = 1 milliHelen.

As a retired metrologist I liked them all.

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Jan 25, 2023 12:40:05   #
mindzye Loc: WV
 
Gotta' love it

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