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Jan 24, 2023 12:29:18   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking
the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical
mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark

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Jan 24, 2023 12:44:51   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 24, 2023 13:26:15   #
luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC
 
LOL!! I've never seen those before. Very cute!!

Dodie

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Jan 24, 2023 13:28:37   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
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Jan 24, 2023 13:34:53   #
KillroyII Loc: Middle Georgia
 

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Jan 24, 2023 14:50:16   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
luvmypets wrote:
LOL!! I've never seen those before. Very cute!!

Dodie


Me neither. It’s from a friend.
Mark

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Jan 24, 2023 15:45:28   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
great fun,Mark! thanks

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Jan 24, 2023 15:55:00   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
dancers wrote:
great fun,Mark! thanks


thanks!

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Jan 24, 2023 21:41:47   #
TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC
 
Excellent! I especially like 1 biiigram

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Jan 24, 2023 22:31:09   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
TriX wrote:
Excellent! I especially like 1 biiigram


Thanks, Chris!!
Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 07:22:42   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
markngolf wrote:
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking
the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical
mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 horsepower
12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line
13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Mark
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Thanks for the laughs Mark

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Jan 25, 2023 07:54:10   #
Dannj
 
Great list😂 I’m gonna pass it on👍

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Jan 25, 2023 07:57:29   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
Those are clever.

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Jan 25, 2023 08:07:42   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Hilarious. All new to me!! (#11 , of course, should be "hoarsepower")

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Jan 25, 2023 08:34:15   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
You've got some good ones there. I especially like #13.

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