My Favorite Football Joke
Nov 28, 2022 19:01:18 #
Supply your own team names - I'm using Clemson and South Carolina but I respect both schools and intend no offense to either.
South Carolina and Clemson were nearing half-time in their annual rivalry game when someone in the stands blew a whistle. South Carolina, thinking it was half-time, went to the locker room. Three plays later, Clemson scored.
South Carolina and Clemson were nearing half-time in their annual rivalry game when someone in the stands blew a whistle. South Carolina, thinking it was half-time, went to the locker room. Three plays later, Clemson scored.
Nov 28, 2022 19:11:50 #
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Nov 29, 2022 14:06:34 #
john451 wrote:
Supply your own team names - I'm using Clemson and South Carolina but I respect both schools and intend no offense to either.
South Carolina and Clemson were nearing half-time in their annual rivalry game when someone in the stands blew a whistle. South Carolina, thinking it was half-time, went to the locker room. Three plays later, Clemson scored.
South Carolina and Clemson were nearing half-time in their annual rivalry game when someone in the stands blew a whistle. South Carolina, thinking it was half-time, went to the locker room. Three plays later, Clemson scored.
Good one. I will have to use that to insult someone’s team. Might need to wait till after the final season’s game in January to be careful of blowback
Nov 29, 2022 16:37:11 #
Went to my first Football game: Set about halfway this cow pasture, This bulky bunch of men came out and commenced to flip a quarter, then for the next hour they run up and down that cow pasture butting heads and now and then I would hear "GET THAT QUARTER BACK" That is all I know about Football.
Nov 29, 2022 16:37:32 #
Went to my first Football game: Set about halfway this cow pasture, This bulky bunch of men came out and commenced to flip a quarter, then for the next hour they run up and down that cow pasture butting heads and now and then I would hear "GET THAT QUARTER BACK" That is all I know about Football.
Nov 29, 2022 17:45:16 #
My favorite football joke:
The Harvard-Yale-MIT football game has been a frequent source of merriment. The game is played between Harvard and Yale. MIT gets into the act occasionally.
One year there was a student at MIT studying animal behavior. He went to the Harvard stadium starting in the spring, and, wearing a striped shirt, walked up and down the field blowing a whistle and scattering bird seed.
When it was time for the game, the official walked out onto the field and blew his whistle.................................................................
The student got his degree.
The Harvard-Yale-MIT football game has been a frequent source of merriment. The game is played between Harvard and Yale. MIT gets into the act occasionally.
One year there was a student at MIT studying animal behavior. He went to the Harvard stadium starting in the spring, and, wearing a striped shirt, walked up and down the field blowing a whistle and scattering bird seed.
When it was time for the game, the official walked out onto the field and blew his whistle.................................................................
The student got his degree.
Nov 29, 2022 18:57:25 #
TheShoe
Loc: Lacey, WA
One of my coworkers who graduated from Clemson used to say that whenever someone in SC wanted to watch professional football, they went to a Clemson game.
Nov 30, 2022 11:01:39 #
Ray and JoJo wrote:
Went to my first Football game: Set about halfway this cow pasture, This bulky bunch of men came out and commenced to flip a quarter, then for the next hour they run up and down that cow pasture butting heads and now and then I would hear "GET THAT QUARTER BACK" That is all I know about Football.
Sounds like an old Andy Grifith story he did back when he was first getting into show business.
Nov 30, 2022 11:46:49 #
Three Ohio State linemen were in a bar working on a jigsaw puzzle. They were diligent in their work and after five hours, the three finally put it together and let out a big cheer. "Hey, what's the big commotion," says the bartender. "Well," says one of the linemen, "we just finished this puzzle in one night and the box say three years."
Dec 1, 2022 22:47:31 #
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Sounds like an old Andy Grifith story he did back when he was first getting into show business.
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Dec 2, 2022 01:41:05 #
DirtFarmer wrote:
My favorite football joke: br br The Harvard-Yale... (show quote)
It took me a minute. Funny!!!
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