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Nov 27, 2022 10:43:10   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

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Nov 27, 2022 10:59:43   #
Stash Loc: South Central Massachusetts
 

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Nov 27, 2022 11:02:25   #
chuckrem Loc: Katy, Tx
 

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Nov 27, 2022 11:17:01   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
samantha90 wrote:
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories b... (show quote)


I love your sense of humor, Sam!!
Mark

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Nov 27, 2022 11:25:07   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Nov 27, 2022 11:40:20   #
luvmypets Loc: Born & raised Texan living in Fayetteville NC
 
LOL!! If only they were true!

Dodie

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Nov 27, 2022 11:48:27   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Words to live by!

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Nov 27, 2022 12:04:05   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
samantha90 wrote:
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories b... (show quote)


I hope you're serious about these Samantha. I'm going to take your word that they're all true.

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Nov 27, 2022 12:35:33   #
UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT
 
LOL!

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Nov 27, 2022 14:55:41   #
PoppieJ Loc: North Georgia
 
My kind of diet

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Nov 28, 2022 06:58:01   #
Dan Thornton Loc: Corpus Christi, Texas
 
I'm on that diet and lost 50 pounds.

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Nov 28, 2022 07:10:01   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Too funny.

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Nov 28, 2022 07:51:49   #
Dannj
 
PoppieJ wrote:
My kind of diet


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Nov 28, 2022 07:58:55   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
samantha90 wrote:
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out

3. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!

4. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards

5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count

6, Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage

7. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream

8. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount

9. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories b... (show quote)



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Nov 28, 2022 08:08:46   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Calories are ineffective on weekends and holidays.

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