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Let's Play "Daffynitions"
May 12, 2022 10:48:06   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
We are all most likely familiar with Daffyintions. Here are ten that I have created from scratch. Pitch in and let’s build another group effort. Only post your original efforts, no plagiarizing allowed here!

With sufficient interest, I will collect your efforts and post the final results in a week or so.

Here are my ten, all original:

CURBSICLE – A popsicle you must eat while sitting on the curb.

HARDSOME - As opposed to Handsome, some Rube who is Hardly Handsome.

FALSE FRONT – A woman with Breast Implants. Also, a rube with a roll of Quarters in his right front pocket.

TESTYCLES – Aching Testicles.

FLESH-WITH-CASH – A Rube prowling the Red-Light District late at night.

RESTICULATE - Being tired of Chewing.

POSTPORN – Delaying the time to watch a dirty movie. Secondarily, the time following watching a dirty movie.

BLOCK-AND-TICKLE – A football term denoting the action of an Offensive Tackle in protecting the QB with Humor.

TURBO-CHANGING – Rapidly making changes.

BLUSHPHEMY – Red-in-the-face inducing comments made by a second-tier politician during a fiery debate.

NAPSiCK – Tired of taking naps.
Ket 'er Rip, DeanS

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May 13, 2022 10:53:48   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
BUTTERFACE - Everything but her face is beautiful. I didn't make that up.

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May 13, 2022 10:55:17   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
DeanS wrote:
We are all most likely familiar with Daffyintions. Here are ten that I have created from scratch. Pitch in and let’s build another group effort. Only post your original efforts, no plagiarizing allowed here!

With sufficient interest, I will collect your efforts and post the final results in a week or so.

Here are my ten, all original:

CURBSICLE – A popsicle you must eat while sitting on the curb.

HARDSOME - As opposed to Handsome, some Rube who is Hardly Handsome.

FALSE FRONT – A woman with Breast Implants. Also, a rube with a roll of Quarters in his right front pocket.

TESTYCLES – Aching Testicles.

FLESH-WITH-CASH – A Rube prowling the Red-Light District late at night.

RESTICULATE - Being tired of Chewing.

POSTPORN – Delaying the time to watch a dirty movie. Secondarily, the time following watching a dirty movie.

BLOCK-AND-TICKLE – A football term denoting the action of an Offensive Tackle in protecting the QB with Humor.

TURBO-CHANGING – Rapidly making changes.

BLUSHPHEMY – Red-in-the-face inducing comments made by a second-tier politician during a fiery debate.

NAPSiCK – Tired of taking naps.
Ket 'er Rip, DeanS
We are all most likely familiar with Daffyintions.... (show quote)


Clever, but NAPSICK can't be a real thing.

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May 13, 2022 22:14:23   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
Gymnauseum - A place to work out then throw up.
Poplarity-A tree that is the center of attention.

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May 13, 2022 22:46:54   #
Reuss Griffiths Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
 
Parapronoun. Pronouns are words to refer to people by other than their formal names., e.g. he, she, them, etc. Parapronouns serve the same function with other words to refer to people like dipstick, turkey, dumbA**.

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May 14, 2022 00:11:17   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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May 14, 2022 10:11:08   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
COME ON HOGGERS, LET'S SEE YOUR STUFF!!!!!

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May 14, 2022 12:50:43   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
This one just occured to me:

SQUID-PRO-QUO – A large, odd-shaped fish that can professionally scratch your back and his own simultaneously.

PLAGAROAST – To severely chastise for claiming as your own, the efforts of others.

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May 16, 2022 13:02:21   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Well Jerry and Butzy, lots of consumers, no producers on this thread, save you two. Guess I misread the citizenery here.

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