A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

Two blondes were looking for a job. Times were tough.
They found that the power company was looking for people to set poles. So they went there to apply.
The manager said they only had jobs for one pair of workers and another pair had applied so here's the deal:
You both go out and set some poles. The pair that does the best work gets the job.
They both went out and started working. The other pair quit at 5pm and had set 12 poles.
The manager waited for the blondes. And waited. And waited.
Finally at 9pm they came in, really beat. They said they had set 2 poles.
The manager said "2 poles? The other team set 12".
The blondes said "sure, but you should see how much they left sticking out".