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Nov 23, 2021 23:25:27   #
lbrande
 
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

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Nov 24, 2021 05:22:51   #
MSW
 
two blondes on either side of the stream. One shouts to the other, "How do i get to the other side?" The second blond shouts back, "DUMMY! You're already ON the other side!"

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Nov 24, 2021 06:27:22   #
ELNikkor
 
Two blondes walked into a bank. Then, they backed up, shook their heads, and went through the door.

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Nov 24, 2021 06:58:56   #
Rapunzel
 
LOL as a blond I love blond jokes those were good!

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Nov 24, 2021 07:53:56   #
Canisdirus
 
Rapunzel wrote:
LOL as a blond I love blond jokes those were good!


Who explains them to you?

ba da dum...

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Nov 24, 2021 07:56:43   #
Dannj
 
Canisdirus wrote:
Who explains them to you?

ba da dum...


Ouch😳

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Nov 24, 2021 08:01:46   #
Canisdirus
 
Dannj wrote:
Ouch😳


That's a blond joke in real time.

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Nov 24, 2021 09:24:59   #
rcarol
 
Two blondes are sitting at a bar having a drink. One blond says to the other, "I wonder which is closer, Florida or the moon." The other blond responds, "Dah, you can see the moon."

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Nov 24, 2021 09:40:47   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Way too close to New York City
 
Two blondes were looking for a job. Times were tough.
They found that the power company was looking for people to set poles. So they went there to apply.
The manager said they only had jobs for one pair of workers and another pair had applied so here's the deal:
You both go out and set some poles. The pair that does the best work gets the job.
They both went out and started working. The other pair quit at 5pm and had set 12 poles.
The manager waited for the blondes. And waited. And waited.
Finally at 9pm they came in, really beat. They said they had set 2 poles.
The manager said "2 poles? The other team set 12".
The blondes said "sure, but you should see how much they left sticking out".

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Nov 24, 2021 12:42:55   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
Two blondes were looking for a job. Times were tough.
They found that the power company was looking for people to set poles. So they went there to apply.
The manager said they only had jobs for one pair of workers and another pair had applied so here's the deal:
You both go out and set some poles. The pair that does the best work gets the job.
They both went out and started working. The other pair quit at 5pm and had set 12 poles.
The manager waited for the blondes. And waited. And waited.
Finally at 9pm they came in, really beat. They said they had set 2 poles.
The manager said "2 poles? The other team set 12".
The blondes said "sure, but you should see how much they left sticking out".
Two blondes were looking for a job. Times were tou... (show quote)


Really, really funny, DirtFarmer.

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Nov 24, 2021 15:11:14   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead fall off a building at the exact same time. Which one hits the ground last?









The blonde, she lost her way.


PS as a blonde (former, now gray) I too love blonde jokes.

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Nov 24, 2021 16:06:14   #
Stephan G
 
Canisdirus wrote:
Who explains them to you?

ba da dum...


You have slow down to half speed when telling a b l o n d joke. This takes care of those who are half-blond.


My wife just told me that not all blonds are dumb. And she is a blond! (I am safe. I am bald. I lost my blond hair a long time ago.)

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Nov 24, 2021 21:21:32   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
A man is sitting in a bar having a drink after work. He was watching a news report of a man on the 10th floor of a building claiming he was going to jump. The businessman turns to an attractive blonde on the next stool and tells her he will bet her 20.00 the man jumps. The blonde takes the bet and a few minutes later the man jumps. The blonde hands the man 20.00 with a shrug and a guess you win. The man hands her back her money and tells her he can't keep the bet because the report was a repeat of an earlier news show and he already knew the guy jumped. The blonde said she had seen the report earlier also but she didn't think he would do it again!

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Nov 24, 2021 21:25:16   #
usnret Loc: Woodhull Il
 
Two blonds were walking down the road when they spotted three hand grenades by the side of the road. One says to the other; we better take them to the police. After walking a while one blond says to the other; hey, what if one these things blows up. The smarter of the two says; we'll just lie to the police and tell them we only found two.

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Nov 24, 2021 23:41:49   #
flathead27ford Loc: Colorado, North of Greeley
 
LOL

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