Ugly Hedgehog - Photography Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
Curtis And Leroy
Nov 23, 2021 04:38:12   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
Curtis and Leroy saw an ad in the newspaper and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.
Curtis and Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule.

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead?

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis and Leroy at the grocery store and asked:
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.

Curtis and Leroy now work for the Canadian Government.
They're overseeing the CarbonTax Plan.

Reply
Nov 24, 2021 11:52:23   #
cadteacher13 Loc: Tucson, AZ USA
 
Funny but either your math or your typing sucks. $998 profit

Reply
Nov 24, 2021 11:59:42   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
cadteacher13 wrote:
Funny but either your math or your typing sucks. $998 profit


Your reading comprehension sucks, they paid $100.00 dollars for the mule.

Reply
 
 
Nov 24, 2021 12:07:17   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 

--Bob
Kraken wrote:
Your reading comprehension sucks, they paid $100.00 dollars for the mule.

Reply
Nov 24, 2021 12:31:11   #
cadteacher13 Loc: Tucson, AZ USA
 
Duh my bad

Reply
Nov 24, 2021 12:38:20   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
cadteacher13 wrote:
Duh my bad


No problem, I have done it myself.

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
UglyHedgehog.com - Forum
Copyright 2011-2024 Ugly Hedgehog, Inc.