Obituaries
Oct 23, 2021 08:58:52 #
The first three panels could be me. I hate to see younger people dying. I'm aiming for 100+. Imagine what the cameras will be like in future decades! 
Speaking of "borrowed time"...
Speaking of "borrowed time"...
Oct 23, 2021 09:09:20 #
David Martin
Loc: Cary, NC
I never understood the "toilet seat up" complaint. Instead, it's a sign that he took the time and effort to raise it before he "went."
Oct 23, 2021 09:25:53 #
Oct 23, 2021 09:36:16 #
kavitykid wrote:
I guess you are not married. My wife never forgets.
I always remembered.
Oct 23, 2021 11:00:53 #
David Martin wrote:
I never understood the "toilet seat up" complaint. Instead, it's a sign that he took the time and effort to raise it before he "went."
Men should start complaining about women leaving the toilet seats down !Oct 23, 2021 11:49:47 #
Oct 24, 2021 05:55:47 #
kavitykid wrote:
Try it and tell us how it works out!
Don't think he'll be around to tell us!
Oct 24, 2021 06:59:42 #
My wife has put up an 'etiquette' sign above the cistern where men can see it. One of the rules says "If you put the seat up, then put it down when your finished"
and the last rule says "Guys, stand closer... it may shorter than you think"!
and the last rule says "Guys, stand closer... it may shorter than you think"!
Oct 24, 2021 07:48:44 #
Nor does mine!!!!! But it bothers me...if I have to put it up, she should put it down...LOL. (it doesn't work that way, Ever.)
Oct 24, 2021 08:47:39 #
I always put the seat AND the lid down. It seems the women complain about putting the seat down but they don't put the lid down. I worked in housing maintenance at a large military base for a number of years. You wouldn't believe the stuff that gets dropped in the toilet. And a lot of times they flush the item down which gets stuck in the toilet. Heaven forbid that they should reach in and remove the item. Tooth brushes are really bad. "Oh no, I dropped my tooth brush in the toilet. There's no way I'm going to use it after it was in the commode, I'll just flush it and get rid of it."
One situation I came across was a boom box sitting on top of the tank lid. I had to remove the toilet from the floor to find a tape cassette stuck deep inside it.
One situation I came across was a boom box sitting on top of the tank lid. I had to remove the toilet from the floor to find a tape cassette stuck deep inside it.
Oct 24, 2021 08:53:58 #
My wife cured me early on by declaring she would be a pig like me.
A few days later I walk into the bathroom...urine all over the toilet and floor.
She was in the kitchen cooking breakfast...not a word from her...cagey.
I promised I had seen the light...just clean it up.
No problem she said...it's just Gatorade.
A few days later I walk into the bathroom...urine all over the toilet and floor.
She was in the kitchen cooking breakfast...not a word from her...cagey.
I promised I had seen the light...just clean it up.
No problem she said...it's just Gatorade.
Oct 24, 2021 09:00:34 #
David Martin wrote:
I never understood the "toilet seat up" complaint. Instead, it's a sign that he took the time and effort to raise it before he "went."
Oct 24, 2021 09:14:04 #
JeffL
Loc: New Jersey
I guess none of you have had your wife, girlfriend, one-night stand, or whatever, get up in the middle of the night, not turn on the light, sit down, and their butt ends up in the cold water. That makes for an interesting (and colorful) discussion about leaving the seat up. Not one you want repeated.
Oct 24, 2021 09:27:35 #
petercbrandt
Loc: New York City, Manhattan
Hey guys, ever heard of a 2nd bathroom, one for her and one for you !
Oct 24, 2021 10:21:59 #
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