So...I just thought this was hilarious!
Jul 30, 2021 22:33:45 #
(Disclaimer: I found this on a friend's social media page. It did not happen to ME, although I kinda wish it had!)
I got pulled over on HWY 90 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down .....
My adorable (and apparently INCREDIBLY smart) 7 yr-old Granddaughter started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!”
“I can’t hold it any longer, Paw Pawwww!”
“It’s almost here! Paw Pawwww!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this. He stands up on my brush guard, leans in the window, and asks her, “What’s going on here?”
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
He started laughing!
I must have looked shocked and embarrassed!
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away I asked, “What the hell was that about?”
This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube, but I didn’t think it would work!”
I asked, “So...you're not pooping?”
She said, "Nope, and you're not in trouble either."
OMG!
This kid is my hero!
I got pulled over on HWY 90 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down .....
My adorable (and apparently INCREDIBLY smart) 7 yr-old Granddaughter started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!”
“I can’t hold it any longer, Paw Pawwww!”
“It’s almost here! Paw Pawwww!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this. He stands up on my brush guard, leans in the window, and asks her, “What’s going on here?”
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
He started laughing!
I must have looked shocked and embarrassed!
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing.
As soon as we pulled away I asked, “What the hell was that about?”
This kid, smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube, but I didn’t think it would work!”
I asked, “So...you're not pooping?”
She said, "Nope, and you're not in trouble either."
OMG!
This kid is my hero!
Jul 30, 2021 23:07:23 #
Jul 31, 2021 16:59:46 #
Tom467
Loc: North Central Florida
This reminds me of the time we lived in Mississippi and I got sideswiped by another car as we crossed a bridge. It was two lanes going one way and the car behind me went between me and the car I was parallel to. The car rear bumper caught my front bumper and almost ripped it off. I stopped after I crossed the bridge and waited for the police to arrive. The car that sideswiped me was long gone. As the officer came up to my window my four-year-old daughter, setting in the back seat, said very loudly “daddy if you had not been going so fast this would not have happened”. I did not get a ticket.
Jul 31, 2021 18:40:55 #
Tom467 wrote:
“daddy if you had not been going so fast this would not have happened”. I did not get a ticket.
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