Farmer Brown And Farmer Jones
Jul 19, 2021 08:44:34 #
StanMac wrote:
Don’t want to be a spoil sport, but mules are noble animals, working hard for their human owners, despite their legendary stubbornness. We even have a Mule Day here in Tennessee to celebrate mules. This joke would work better if the critter that died was a donkey (biblically known as an ass).
Stan
Stan
But a mule is usually the more obstinate one.
*Hee-Haawwww!!!!*
Jul 19, 2021 12:10:12 #
Jul 19, 2021 15:12:44 #
Jul 19, 2021 15:29:26 #
A twist on a great old Irish classic:
Father O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
"Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I help ye?"
"And the rest of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be after sending a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the rest of the conversation proceeded:
"Well now father, it was always my impression,
that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment & then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin!"
Father O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
"Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I help ye?"
"And the rest of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be after sending a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the rest of the conversation proceeded:
"Well now father, it was always my impression,
that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment & then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin!"
Jul 19, 2021 16:11:35 #
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Jul 20, 2021 07:55:03 #
Brian in Whitby
Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
Sounds a lot like the Kuno and Davis clans in your area
Jul 21, 2021 09:34:41 #
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