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Jul 18, 2021 09:34:07   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.

One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."

Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"

"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."

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Jul 18, 2021 09:39:14   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jul 18, 2021 09:39:35   #
tcthome Loc: Keansburg , NJ
 

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Jul 18, 2021 09:55:12   #
Abo Loc: Victoria Australia
 
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau.

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Jul 18, 2021 10:00:16   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Good neighbors

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Jul 18, 2021 10:03:24   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Good chuckle!

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Jul 18, 2021 10:19:07   #
StanMac Loc: Tennessee
 
Kraken wrote:
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn't get along at all.

One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones's door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, "I know we don't talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today."

Farmer Jones replied, "I'm certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?"

"Because," Farmer Brown said, "you're always supposed to notify the next of kin."
Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for ... (show quote)


Don’t want to be a spoil sport, but mules are noble animals, working hard for their human owners, despite their legendary stubbornness. We even have a Mule Day here in Tennessee to celebrate mules. This joke would work better if the critter that died was a donkey (biblically known as an ass).

Stan

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Jul 18, 2021 10:24:53   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Sounds like another neighbor chimed in.

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Jul 18, 2021 10:27:17   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
StanMac wrote:
Don’t want to be a spoil sport, but mules are noble animals, working hard for their human owners, despite their legendary stubbornness. We even have a Mule Day here in Tennessee to celebrate mules. This joke would work better if the critter that died was a donkey (biblically known as an ass).

Stan


The Donkey was also a noble animal that carried heavy loads for its masters for centuries.

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Jul 18, 2021 13:57:50   #
StanMac Loc: Tennessee
 
Kraken wrote:
The Donkey was also a noble animal that carried heavy loads for its masters for centuries.


You’re right about that. What disgusting animal would make that line a funnier insult about Farmer Jones?

Stan

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Jul 18, 2021 14:08:01   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
StanMac wrote:
You’re right about that. What disgusting animal would make that line a funnier insult about Farmer Jones?

Stan


The most disgusting animal on the planet is a human, but that wouldn't work for this JOKE.

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Jul 19, 2021 06:58:26   #
starlifter Loc: Towson, MD
 
Loved it

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Jul 19, 2021 07:10:41   #
Dannj
 
Abo wrote:
Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau.


So that’s where I heard this😳😂😳😂

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Jul 19, 2021 07:12:25   #
Dannj
 
DaveO wrote:
Sounds like another neighbor chimed in.


😂😂😂👍

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Jul 19, 2021 08:30:31   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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