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Jun 6, 2021 09:50:20   #
polonois Loc: Lancaster County,PA.
 
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math's instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister

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Jun 6, 2021 10:01:51   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Jun 6, 2021 10:09:32   #
Paul J. Svetlik Loc: Colorado
 
Squeaky attempt to be funny, Polonois.
Our neighbors on the North don't have (so far) "religious" reality deniers who don't know which way is the ground they walk on - as we do.

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Jun 6, 2021 10:18:44   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 
Paul J. Svetlik wrote:
Squeaky attempt to be funny, Polonois.
Our neighbors on the North don't have (so far) "religious" reality deniers who don't know which way is the ground they walk on - as we do.


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Jun 6, 2021 10:28:01   #
Charlie157 Loc: San Diego, CA
 
Cute

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Jun 7, 2021 06:15:27   #
turp77 Loc: Connecticut, Plainfield
 
polonois wrote:
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math's instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport br A high sch... (show quote)



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Jun 7, 2021 06:36:34   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Funny stuff. Thanks. I'll be forwarding that on today.

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Jun 7, 2021 07:57:54   #
Dannj
 
I guess there’s a jab at Canadian politics here which I don’t follow but it’s funny🤪

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Jun 7, 2021 09:02:07   #
Watash
 
Paul J. Svetlik wrote:
Squeaky attempt to be funny, Polonois.
Our neighbors on the North don't have (so far) "religious" reality deniers who don't know which way is the ground they walk on - as we do.


Wait, what?

PS: Huh?

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Jun 7, 2021 11:16:09   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
Clever!!

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Jun 7, 2021 11:26:55   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
As funny as that is, I can see something like that happening.

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Jun 7, 2021 12:22:04   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
polonois wrote:
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math's instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport br A high sch... (show quote)



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Jun 7, 2021 18:57:25   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
polonois wrote:
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.

She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math's instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport br A high sch... (show quote)


Fantastic imagination!

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Jun 7, 2021 22:13:06   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

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Jun 8, 2021 14:51:29   #
Bill_R Loc: Southeastern Wisconsin
 
Very clever!

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