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May 4, 2021 13:17:48   #
gpc
 
I know this was posted before, but here it is again in case some members missed it.

Did you know that Hellman’s mayonnaise used to be manufactured in England? In fact, there were 12,000 cases sailing on the Titanic. They were destined for Vera Cruz Mexico, the Titanic’s next port of call after New York.

Mexicans dearly love mayonnaise. When they heard about the tragedy, they were so disconsolate that they declared a national day of mourning. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. It’s called _____ __ ____.

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May 4, 2021 13:47:48   #
SAVH Loc: La Jolla, CA
 
Cinquo de Mayo

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May 4, 2021 14:08:17   #
plumbbob1
 
That was SUPER.

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May 4, 2021 15:01:26   #
pjalper
 
Booooooooooooooooo!

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May 4, 2021 16:00:38   #
gpc
 
plumbbob1 wrote:
That was SUPER.


Thank you. When I was teaching I looked forward to years when a class day fell on May 5th. My students would probably agree that I only knew one joke.

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May 5, 2021 09:43:56   #
John Paquette Loc: Little Rock, Arkansas
 
gpc wrote:
I know this was posted before, but here it is again in case some members missed it.

Did you know that Hellman’s mayonnaise used to be manufactured in England? In fact, there were 12,000 cases sailing on the Titanic. They were destined for Vera Cruz Mexico, the Titanic’s next port of call after New York.

Mexicans dearly love mayonnaise. When they heard about the tragedy, they were so disconsolate that they declared a national day of mourning. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. It’s called _____ __ ____.
I know this was posted before, but here it is agai... (show quote)



SOOOO Bad..... :)

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May 5, 2021 09:56:44   #
tcthome Loc: Keansburg , NJ
 

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May 5, 2021 10:03:55   #
MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
 
grooooooooooooooaaaann

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May 5, 2021 10:13:09   #
StanMac Loc: Tennessee
 
This is a case of having a punch line and devising a joke to use it.

Stan

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May 5, 2021 11:13:54   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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May 5, 2021 12:21:51   #
tommystrat Loc: Northwest Montana
 
** rim shot **

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May 5, 2021 13:48:43   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Yesterday's saying may have been, "May the fourth be with you," but the response was, "Beware the revenge of the Fifth.

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May 5, 2021 15:07:09   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
StanMac wrote:
This is a case of having a punch line and devising a joke to use it.

Stan
"47!"

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May 5, 2021 15:46:17   #
RodeoMan Loc: St Joseph, Missouri
 
Hellman that was funny.

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May 5, 2021 23:54:11   #
Dleib38 Loc: Lakewood, CA
 
groan

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