Following a heart attack, a man undergoes open-heart surgery.
He wakes up after the operation and is treated by nuns in a Catholic hospital.
As he regains his spirits, a nun asks him how he was going to pay for his care. She asks him if he has health insurance.
He replies in a still weak voice: "No health insurance."
She asks him, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replies, "No money in the bank."
She continued, "Do you have a family member who can help you?"
He said, "I have only one sister, an old daughter, who is a nun in a convent."
The sister gets angry and says, "The nuns are not old girls, they are married to God!"
And the patient replies, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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