Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

*Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was
still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she
was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;
'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of
you.
Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed
his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
'Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.'

'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..Go
upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'*

*
So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'

'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs
and he'll take good care of you..'

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
his left foot, he was missing three toes.*

*When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's got afoot
and a half!'

Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'*

kpmac Loc: Ragley, La

That's funny.

Manglesphoto Loc: 70 miles south of St.Louis

I didn't see that coming, funny

tcthome Loc: NJ

starlifter Loc: Towson, MD

Cute

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York

bbradford Loc: Wake Forest NC

Couldn't stop laughing!!!!

Watash

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Good one Kraken. Thanks.

Fredrick Loc: Former NYC, now San Francisco Bay Area

Haven’t laughed that much in a long time!

FrumCA

Good one!!

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Mama Mia, That'sa spicy meatball!

Blu1Dog Loc: Florida

Still laughing! I needed that, Thanks.

BamaTexan Loc: Deep in the heart of Texas

Bwahahahaahaha