scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap

Abo

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Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

RonKoris Loc: St. Helena Island, SC

LMAO

phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York

Dannj

I like your thought process👍

StanMac Loc: Tennessee

Now THAT is a profoundly logical conclusion ......

Stan

RoswellAlien

My urologist told me, during my second bout of them, that really, really bad kidney stones is the closest a guy can get to the pain a woman experiences giving birth. To which I yelled, “why the hell do they ever have more than one?!?!?!”

Dannj

Having “been there” four times I totally understand the pain these minuscule pebbles cause. We have four children two of whom were delivered by C-sections so I once made the mistake of telling my lovely wife that I was obviously ahead on the cumulative pain scale as she only had to endure the pain of labor twice. Needless to say the subject will not be brought up again🥴

BurghByrd Loc: Pittsburgh

Q.E.D.

trainlee Loc: Cape Cod, MA

Priceless. Thank you.

john451 Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC

Love it! Thanks.

2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond

[quote=scooter1

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap[/quote]

OMG! Still cracking up and can't wait to pass it on! Thanks for the guffaw, because that is exactly what I did when I got to the last 3 lines.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, Scooter, it's hilarious.

Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

Made me laugh long and hard.