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Feb 20, 2021 08:31:03   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
I think this has probably been around before but it still causes a laugh.


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’, 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

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Feb 20, 2021 08:52:07   #
Tomfl101 Loc: Mount Airy, MD
 
LOL!

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Feb 20, 2021 09:09:46   #
leftj Loc: Texas
 
samantha90 wrote:
I think this has probably been around before but it still causes a laugh.


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’, 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
I think this has probably been around before but i... (show quote)


HILLARIOUS!!!

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Feb 20, 2021 09:35:55   #
Retired CPO Loc: Travel full time in an RV
 
samantha90 wrote:
I think this has probably been around before but it still causes a laugh.


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’, 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
I think this has probably been around before but i... (show quote)


Samantha!!!. Does your mother know about this???

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Feb 20, 2021 10:45:22   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
Retired CPO wrote:
Samantha!!!. Does your mother know about this???


Hell no!

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Feb 20, 2021 11:04:48   #
MadMikeOne Loc: Southern New Jersey Shore
 
I've seen this several times already, but I still find it hysterically funny. It's even better if you read it out loud.

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Feb 20, 2021 11:27:55   #
Ourspolair
 
Brilliant! Thanks for sharing, Samantha. You brightened up my day for sure.

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Feb 21, 2021 08:19:20   #
sb Loc: Florida's East Coast
 
And..... tehy were first going to call Viagra "Upjohn", but that name was taken....

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Feb 21, 2021 08:58:45   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Feb 21, 2021 09:11:03   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Feb 21, 2021 11:06:00   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Hilarious, Samantha, I was almost rolling on the floor with laughter, thank you, great humor.

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Feb 21, 2021 18:22:13   #
Flying Three Loc: Berthoud, CO
 
Great!!

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Feb 21, 2021 18:52:30   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


How did you make out during all the weather problems in Texas Sam?

Don

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Feb 21, 2021 19:08:46   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
PAR4DCR wrote:


How did you make out during all the weather problems in Texas Sam?

Don


I was a fortunate one. No frozen pipes just cold feet. I lost power a few times but a lot of the time I was at work. Thank you very much Don for asking.

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Feb 21, 2021 19:36:17   #
joecichjr Loc: Illinois, USA
 
samantha90 wrote:
I think this has probably been around before but it still causes a laugh.


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’, 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
I think this has probably been around before but i... (show quote)


Thank you for the medical research and the laughs

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