Lens Cap Loc: The Cold North Coast

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home.

I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my tea and we all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!!!

Certainly couldn’t share this with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant! In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said “the situation isn't all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out".

The vacuum however, was very unsympathetic ...told me “to just suck it up”. But the fan was very optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon.

The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked it's opinion, but the front door said “I was becoming unhinged" and the doorknob told me "to get a grip"!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me. They said to “Pull myself together"!

We will survive!!!

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Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

NMGal Loc: NE NM

Very good.

BassmanBruce Loc: Middle of the Mitten

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

nospambob Loc: Edmond, Oklahoma

Cool beans

Ourspolair

ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI

It sounds like you are about one step ahead of me during our confinement... or maybe not. Let me go ask my furnace, he gives the warmest answers.

WIHorseman

This is priceless. Thanks for posting it.

Bar Loc: da 'YouPee', eh!

Sent to my sister who's been on lockdown for months, thanks

Smudgey Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona

Well I told the light switch and it thought it was shocking.

Timmers Loc: San Antonio Texas.

I only talk to my garden buddy Bubbles about such things. He always has good perspective on these things.

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Gallimaufry Loc: Denver, CO

I talked to my coat about it, and he was worse than the vacuum; he was certain I was pulling the wool over his eyelets and simply said "Button it up."