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Jan 13, 2021 19:00:33   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Two bible salesmen, Rick and Martin, are going on their regular route when the boss rings them. "Guys," he says, "you two are my best, can you please take my sister's son Andrew with you to try him out? He's got a bit of a stutter but he's a smart boy. I promised her I'd give him a shot."

The two reluctantly agree and wait for Andrew. "Wasted day." grunts Martin sadly. "Yep. Gotta help the boss though," says Rick patiently.]
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Once Andrew arrives and, slowly, introduces himself, they are even more dismayed to discover his stutter was quite pronounced. Deciding to make the best of it, they go from door to door with Martin and Rick showing Andrew their sales pitches. After the first couple of hours and a few neighborhoods, they had sold 7 bibles. At the next neighborhood, Andrew shyly asks:

"D-d-d you m-m-mind if I t-t-t-t take the nex-x-x-t-t-t one?" The other two exchanged embarrassed looks. They both knew how impatient people are. Andrew seemed like a nice boy, and they didn't want his hopes crushed. But there was no help to it. "

Well," Rick drawled, "he'll have to learn sooner or later. You take the next one, kid." Andrew asks them to wait for him and he makes his way to the first few houses.
After about 15 minutes they spot him making his way back.
They are initially glad to see he didn't seem crushed or disappointed, then shocked when he brandishes money for 10 bibles sold.

"What in goodness name did you DO, kid?" Martin whispers, staring at the money. “I-I-I t-t-t-told them t-t-t that they c-c-c-could b-b-b-buy a b-b-b-bible or I-I w-w-w-would r-r-read it t-t-t-to them.” Says Andrew.

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Jan 13, 2021 22:35:59   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Lol!

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Jan 13, 2021 23:25:59   #
Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY
 
:-)

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Jan 14, 2021 08:15:55   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 14, 2021 08:52:33   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 

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Jan 14, 2021 09:28:26   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Good one FRENCHY. Thanks.

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Jan 14, 2021 09:37:11   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Jan 14, 2021 09:50:31   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Terrymac wrote:
Good one FRENCHY. Thanks.




Thanks, Terry, at least you like a "joke" not like some here.

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Jan 14, 2021 09:50:46   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
jerryc41 wrote:



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Jan 14, 2021 09:51:08   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
NMGal wrote:
Lol!



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Jan 14, 2021 09:56:00   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
Thanks for the laugh. Needed in these times.

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Jan 14, 2021 10:03:34   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
badapple wrote:
Thanks for the laugh. Needed in these times.


You're welcome, and you are right, the laugh is a good remedy in bad and good times.

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Jan 14, 2021 10:06:39   #
MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
 
Sorry, I don't find making fun of people with a disability amusing

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Jan 14, 2021 10:09:41   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
MrMophoto wrote:
Sorry, I don't find making fun of people with a disability amusing


OK whatever, sorry if I have offended you righteous way of life,

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Jan 14, 2021 11:00:40   #
drobvit Loc: Southern NV
 
T-t-t-hat was fu-fu-fu...good!

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