While travelling, Lone Ranger and Tonto came upon a nice brown warm buns scattered in the paths.
Lone Ranger asked; What's that? Tonto replied, Patty cakes fall from caravan bu...
Before he can finish the sentence, the Lone Ranger jumped down from his horse, "I love cakes!" dipped his finger into the warm brown and lick it.
" !#@$!!!" this is not a cake, its bullsh*t! "
Tonto: "Kimosave, good thing we dont step on it"
Good one! Cheech & Chong did a Russian version of this one.