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Jan 11, 2021 17:38:43   #
john451 Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC
 
Stole this. But then how many of us post original jokes.



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Jan 11, 2021 18:02:08   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Didn’t see that coming.

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Jan 11, 2021 18:23:52   #
Rich475 Loc: North of San Francsico
 
Another Lone Ranger Joke:

Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the desert
They came upon a camp of Apaches who immediately started chasing them
The two were chased into a box canyon with the Apaches close behind
They looked up and around the rim of the canyon box canyon were more Apaches
Lone Ranger looked at Tonto and said 'looks like we are at the end of the trail Tonto'
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said 'what you mean "WE' . . . Whiteman.

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Jan 11, 2021 21:00:01   #
TallTree
 
Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hundreds of Indians. Lone Ranger says, "What do you suggest we do Tonto, my Indian friend?" Tonto replies, "What you mean White Man!"

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Jan 11, 2021 21:54:00   #
Wallen
 
While travelling, Lone Ranger and Tonto came upon a nice brown warm buns scattered in the paths.
Lone Ranger asked; What's that? Tonto replied, Patty cakes fall from caravan bu...
Before he can finish the sentence, the Lone Ranger jumped down from his horse, "I love cakes!" dipped his finger into the warm brown and lick it.
" !#@$!!!" this is not a cake, its bullsh*t! "

Tonto: "Kimosave, good thing we dont step on it"

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Jan 12, 2021 07:32:16   #
tcthome Loc: Keansburg , NJ
 
I got a good chuckle out of that one, thanks.

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Jan 12, 2021 09:36:48   #
compilot Loc: ARIZONA
 
Have seen this with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, still cute.

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Jan 12, 2021 10:22:20   #
drobvit Loc: Southern NV
 
Wallen wrote:
While travelling, Lone Ranger and Tonto came upon a nice brown warm buns scattered in the paths.
Lone Ranger asked; What's that? Tonto replied, Patty cakes fall from caravan bu...
Before he can finish the sentence, the Lone Ranger jumped down from his horse, "I love cakes!" dipped his finger into the warm brown and lick it.
" !#@$!!!" this is not a cake, its bullsh*t! "

Tonto: "Kimosave, good thing we dont step on it"


Good one! Cheech & Chong did a Russian version of this one.

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Jan 12, 2021 10:44:33   #
Dannj
 
compilot wrote:
Have seen this with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, still cute.


I think that version was designated “Joke of the Year” by whatever organization has the authority to make the proclamation.

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Jan 12, 2021 11:24:05   #
john451 Loc: Lady's Island, SC/Columbia, SC
 
Wallen wrote:
While travelling, Lone Ranger and Tonto came upon a nice brown warm buns scattered in the paths.
Lone Ranger asked; What's that? Tonto replied, Patty cakes fall from caravan bu...
Before he can finish the sentence, the Lone Ranger jumped down from his horse, "I love cakes!" dipped his finger into the warm brown and lick it.
" !#@$!!!" this is not a cake, its bullsh*t! "

Tonto: "Kimosave, good thing we dont step on it"


VERY funny!!

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Jan 12, 2021 13:35:01   #
csparbeck Loc: Brunswick Ohio
 
Best laugh I'v had in a long time.

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Jan 12, 2021 16:31:26   #
joecichjr Loc: Illinois, USA
 
Ahhhahaha And Tonto, with the disparaging nickname, turns out to be the brains behind the man😲

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Jan 12, 2021 17:24:55   #
flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert
 
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, not knowing the Lone ranger was disguised as a door, had just shot his knob off!

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Jan 12, 2021 21:46:56   #
Fotoserj
 
Good one

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Jan 13, 2021 08:31:00   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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