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Jan 11, 2021 16:07:24   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
..in church.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.

After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves.
The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church.
Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.

Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

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Jan 11, 2021 17:09:52   #
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Jan 11, 2021 21:05:48   #
TallTree
 
LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!Smart Squirrels!

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Jan 12, 2021 08:07:22   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 12, 2021 10:59:06   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL, laughing so hard my sides hurt, Frenchy, thanks.

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Jan 12, 2021 11:05:27   #
jamer Loc: PA
 
RONTFLMAO

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Jan 12, 2021 15:29:25   #
ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI
 
Very funny.

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Jan 12, 2021 16:33:13   #
joecichjr Loc: Illinois, USA
 
And I didn't think that veterinary and religion mixed😁

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Jan 12, 2021 21:41:03   #
THRYLLOS
 
Very good!!!

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Jan 13, 2021 20:17:38   #
crushr13 Loc: Sacramento, CA
 
Oh, my. I definitely did not see that last line coming!!! Outstanding!!

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Jan 14, 2021 00:27:15   #
cucharared Loc: Texas, Colorado
 
Best squirrel (or church) joke I think I’ve ever heard. Read it to wife and had to try three times on the last sentence - kept laughing too much.

Ron

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