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Jan 10, 2021 10:25:09   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
...and the Blonde

A New York woman crashes a car in a desert area of Texas.

Fortunately for her, an Indian on horseback passes by and kindly offers to drop her off in the nearest
village- the young woman agrees and the journey goes smoothly, except that every 5 minutes the Indian makes a strange and shrill cry.

Arriving at the nearest village, the Indian drops off his "passenger" at the gas station... not without pushing a piercing last cry...

"What did you do to this Indian to make him so excited??? asks the fireman.
"But nothing," the young woman replies. "I was just sitting behind him, I put my arms around his waist and I clung to the head of the saddle. I don't understand, he's been doing this all the way!

The fireman replied, with a smile on his face:

"My little lady, you don't know that the Indians ride without a saddle..."

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Jan 10, 2021 10:37:13   #
ETmom Loc: Elizabeth, Colorado
 
Thanks for the laugh

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Jan 10, 2021 11:45:56   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
What a delightful joke.

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Jan 10, 2021 14:54:48   #
joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
 
FRENCHY wrote:
...and the Blonde

A New York woman crashes a car in a desert area of Texas.

Fortunately for her, an Indian on horseback passes by and kindly offers to drop her off in the nearest
village- the young woman agrees and the journey goes smoothly, except that every 5 minutes the Indian makes a strange and shrill cry.

Arriving at the nearest village, the Indian drops off his "passenger" at the gas station... not without pushing a piercing last cry...

"What did you do to this Indian to make him so excited??? asks the fireman.
"But nothing," the young woman replies. "I was just sitting behind him, I put my arms around his waist and I clung to the head of the saddle. I don't understand, he's been doing this all the way!

The fireman replied, with a smile on his face:

"My little lady, you don't know that the Indians ride without a saddle..."
...and the Blonde br br A New York woman crashes ... (show quote)


Ahahàaa The old saddlehorn that isn't dilemma

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Jan 11, 2021 07:25:19   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Jan 11, 2021 08:30:58   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Jan 11, 2021 11:28:19   #
BigDen Loc: Alberta, Canada
 
Can you still say “Indian?”

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Jan 11, 2021 12:05:03   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
BigDen wrote:
Can you still say “Indian?”


Answer: Yes, in a soundproof room by yourself.

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Jan 11, 2021 14:53:08   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
BigDen wrote:
Can you still say “Indian?”


I can....

Nothing wrong with it.

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Jan 11, 2021 15:26:54   #
BigDen Loc: Alberta, Canada
 
FRENCHY wrote:
I can....

Nothing wrong with it.


Tell that to the Cleveland baseball team.

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Jan 11, 2021 15:47:28   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
BigDen wrote:
Tell that to the Cleveland baseball team.



They should get a life and not listening to the BS from others, who on the same occasion should get a life also.

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Jan 11, 2021 16:26:41   #
BigDen Loc: Alberta, Canada
 
FRENCHY wrote:
They should get a life and not listening to the BS from others, who on the same occasion should get a life also.


Agreed, but things are going to get worse long before they get better.

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Jan 11, 2021 16:34:17   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
BigDen wrote:
Agreed, but things are going to get worse long before they get better.


Unfortunately, it will.

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Jan 11, 2021 17:10:41   #
Wyantry Loc: SW Colorado
 
Nice HaHa!

Watch out for the “Thought Police” though . . . .

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Jan 11, 2021 17:11:50   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Wyantry wrote:
Nice HaHa!

Watch out for the “Thought Police” though . . . .




Oh well!

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