Ugly Hedgehog - Photography Forum
Home Active Topics Newest Pictures Search Login Register
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
Lexophilia
Jan 4, 2021 11:44:41   #
FL Streetrodder
 
· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

· How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

· When chemists die, they barium.

· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

· Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

· Broken pencils are pointless.

· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

· I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

· Velcro - what a rip off!

· Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

Reply
Jan 4, 2021 17:42:07   #
couch coyote Loc: northern Illinois
 
Hahaha, I love puns. Thanks for sharing!

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 01:28:43   #
weberwest Loc: Ferndale WA
 
Good ones, I love puns too - but can't ever remember any!

Reply
 
 
Jan 5, 2021 05:17:17   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Very good, I especially like the 'Brake fluid' one.

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 07:56:16   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 09:00:40   #
Runninglate Loc: Saint Cloud, Florida
 
Thanks for the smile today, I needed it........

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 10:01:27   #
RoswellAlien
 
Wonderful! Thank you.
The English language is fantastically fanciful due to the way it has randomly gobbled up words over the centuries. No wonder it is the hardest alphabetic language to learn from scratch. (Retired English teacher 😉). 🖖 and have a safe 2021 to all.

Reply
 
 
Jan 5, 2021 10:52:32   #
badapple Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
 
Thank you for a needed chuckle.

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 15:14:23   #
edrobinsonjr Loc: Boise, Idaho
 
Great. Puns are the best!

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 15:15:06   #
joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
 
Don't leave your day job

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 15:33:04   #
srg
 
FL Streetrodder wrote:
· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

· How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

· When chemists die, they barium.

· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

· Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

· Broken pencils are pointless.

· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

· I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

· Velcro - what a rip off!

· Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! br br... (show quote)

Love these. Really funny

Reply
 
 
Jan 5, 2021 18:35:45   #
THRYLLOS
 
Very funny! As good as yesterday's post about "Golf shot description".

Reply
Jan 5, 2021 19:35:21   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
!

Reply
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.
General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)
UglyHedgehog.com - Forum
Copyright 2011-2024 Ugly Hedgehog, Inc.