Nagging wife
Dec 27, 2020 10:02:18 #
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."
Dec 27, 2020 10:10:37 #
billb800si wrote:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation t... (show quote)
LOVED IT!!
Happy safe New Years. Surely the man (LORD JESUS) has blessed you.
SEMPER FI
Jim
Dec 27, 2020 10:11:07 #
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billb800si wrote:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation t... (show quote)
Good one....happy new year
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Dec 27, 2020 13:20:50 #
Couldn't catch a break... She reached out from the grave and stiff-armed him, probably not for the last time either...
Dec 28, 2020 10:50:46 #
Dec 28, 2020 13:17:13 #
billb800si wrote:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation t... (show quote)
Loved it! I’m still laughing.
Dec 28, 2020 16:15:37 #
Dec 28, 2020 19:08:07 #
I know what you mean. I used to take my wife everywhere, even around the world, but she managed to find her way home every time!
Dec 31, 2020 00:16:24 #
A shoe maker's friend told him he should give his wife some shoes since he was a shoe maker.his friend told him that he would see his wife all over town.the market square,the delli,the church,etc,etc,etc.the shoe maker says yes and if I put shoes on her I will never see her again.
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