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Oct 20, 2020 11:19:43   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
...attitude.

Why has France chosen the rooster as the national emblem? Because it's the only animal that, even when its feet in the shit, keep singing!



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Oct 21, 2020 05:54:45   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
I hear that they have developed a new battle tank with an eleven speed automatic transmission ... ten speeds of reverse and a forward gear unless they are attacked from behind.

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Oct 21, 2020 08:06:02   #
St.Mary's
 
And remember this oldie. Why have the French planted trees along the Champs Elysees? So the German military can march in the shade.

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Oct 21, 2020 08:24:20   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
St.Mary's wrote:
And remember this oldie. Why have the French planted trees along the Champs Elysees? So the German military can march in the shade.


I hear that all French cars are now required to have a rear defroster standard.

That way you can keep your hands warm while you push.

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Oct 21, 2020 08:34:35   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
Along with the French, I guess the Italian army wasn't well thought of. I'm currently reading a book in which a man was killed with a smooth bore gun. A suspected weapon was an Italian manufactured gun. The County Sheriff visited a gun shop that sold the guns. He had one of WWI vintage and told the Sheriff it had never been fired and dropped only once.

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Oct 21, 2020 08:43:53   #
agillot
 
dont put french stuff here , to many ugly Americans .their jokes are not funny .

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Oct 21, 2020 08:58:30   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
I heard a Frenchman recently jumped off a bridge into a river.

He was found to be β€˜in Seine.’

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Oct 21, 2020 08:59:41   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
agillot wrote:
dont put french stuff here , to many ugly Americans .their jokes are not funny .


So you make wise cracks about Americans. Wow.

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Oct 21, 2020 09:33:31   #
drobvit Loc: Southern NV
 
LWW wrote:
I hear that they have developed a new battle tank with an eleven speed automatic transmission ... ten speeds of reverse and a forward gear unless they are attacked from behind.


πŸ‘

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Oct 21, 2020 10:04:49   #
Jack47 Loc: Ontario
 
LWW wrote:
So you make wise cracks about Americans. Wow.


Yeah....go figure. After the last four years why would anyone make jokes about america(ns)

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Oct 21, 2020 12:35:20   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
St.Mary's wrote:
And remember this oldie. Why have the French planted trees along the Champs Elysees? So the German military can march in the shade.



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Oct 21, 2020 12:36:17   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
LWW wrote:
So you make wise cracks about Americans. Wow.



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Oct 21, 2020 12:37:13   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
LWW wrote:
I heard a Frenchman recently jumped off a bridge into a river.

He was found to be β€˜in Seine.’


That's a` good one.

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Oct 21, 2020 12:38:12   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
LWW wrote:
I hear that all French cars are now required to have a rear defroster standard.

That way you can keep your hands warm while you push.



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Oct 21, 2020 12:43:55   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
LWW wrote:
I hear that they have developed a new battle tank with an eleven speed automatic transmission ... ten speeds of reverse and a forward gear unless they are attacked from behind.



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