French ...
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...attitude.
Why has France chosen the rooster as the national emblem? Because it's the only animal that, even when its feet in the shit, keep singing!
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
I hear that they have developed a new battle tank with an eleven speed automatic transmission ... ten speeds of reverse and a forward gear unless they are attacked from behind.
And remember this oldie. Why have the French planted trees along the Champs Elysees? So the German military can march in the shade.
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
St.Mary's wrote:
And remember this oldie. Why have the French planted trees along the Champs Elysees? So the German military can march in the shade.
I hear that all French cars are now required to have a rear defroster standard.
That way you can keep your hands warm while you push.
Bridges
Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
Along with the French, I guess the Italian army wasn't well thought of. I'm currently reading a book in which a man was killed with a smooth bore gun. A suspected weapon was an Italian manufactured gun. The County Sheriff visited a gun shop that sold the guns. He had one of WWI vintage and told the Sheriff it had never been fired and dropped only once.
dont put french stuff here , to many ugly Americans .their jokes are not funny .
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
I heard a Frenchman recently jumped off a bridge into a river.
He was found to be βin Seine.β
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
agillot wrote:
dont put french stuff here , to many ugly Americans .their jokes are not funny .
So you make wise cracks about Americans. Wow.
LWW wrote:
So you make wise cracks about Americans. Wow.
Yeah....go figure. After the last four years why would anyone make jokes about america(ns)
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