A conversation that I had with myself....
Aug 11, 2020 15:00:38 #
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
Aug 11, 2020 15:05:31 #
Aug 11, 2020 15:05:41 #
Tom, you have a more understanding group in your life than I in mine. Most of the appliances you mentioned won't even talk to me.
--Bob
--Bob
Tom DePuy wrote:
I was just talking about this with the microwave a... (show quote)
Aug 11, 2020 15:06:32 #
Honey, why do you carry a pistol, everywhere?
It's because of those pesky Decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed - until I filled it full of holes.
It's because of those pesky Decepticons.
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed - until I filled it full of holes.
Aug 11, 2020 15:25:51 #
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Aug 12, 2020 08:14:33 #
Believe it or not, we bought a new washer by LG. Not only does it sings it has internet capabilities. It tell you when it’s sick via internet you can even add tunes to it. Problem now all my other appliances are jealous. What is a man to do.
Aug 12, 2020 08:18:50 #
Aug 12, 2020 08:37:00 #
Aug 12, 2020 08:38:22 #
Leo Perez wrote:
Believe it or not, we bought a new washer by LG. Not only does it sings it has internet capabilities. It tell you when it’s sick via internet you can even add tunes to it. Problem now all my other appliances are jealous. What is a man to do.
Aug 12, 2020 08:39:29 #
SteveR wrote:
My wooden kitchen chairs tell me that I just don't impress them.
LOL, my wooden chairs talk to me every time I sit on one.....they squeak ...
Aug 12, 2020 10:00:05 #
Tom DePuy wrote:
I was just talking about this with the microwave a... (show quote)
I find those to be the only true friends I have left, in this, the Winter of my life.
Aug 12, 2020 10:13:37 #
Aug 12, 2020 10:30:36 #
HOHIMER wrote:
I find those to be the only true friends I have left, in this, the Winter of my life.
Let's just hope it's early November!!!
Aug 12, 2020 10:43:16 #
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