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Jul 11, 2020 15:40:39   #
cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX
 
Actually, a Texas Horned Lizard. And yes, Alex Trebec, we do call them "horny toads."

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Jul 11, 2020 16:17:09   #
SteveFranz Loc: Durham, NC
 
What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?

A regular toad says "ribbit, ribbit."

A horny toad says "rub it, rub it."

One of the first jokes I heard when I moved to TX 40 years ago.

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Jul 12, 2020 00:23:50   #
cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX
 
SteveFranz wrote:
What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?

A regular toad says "ribbit, ribbit."

A horny toad says "rub it, rub it."

One of the first jokes I heard when I moved to TX 40 years ago.


40 years nearly qualifies you as a true Texan. 10 more and you get full status. Welcome.

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