SteveFranz wrote:
What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A regular toad says "ribbit, ribbit."
A horny toad says "rub it, rub it."
One of the first jokes I heard when I moved to TX 40 years ago.
40 years nearly qualifies you as a true Texan. 10 more and you get full status. Welcome.