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May 27, 2020 16:43:29   #
Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.
 
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?' 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.’

Cheers and Beers Graham 098

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May 27, 2020 17:07:16   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
Always count on Graham for a good one lol

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May 27, 2020 17:21:29   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?' 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.’

Cheers and Beers Graham 098
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May 27, 2020 17:35:21   #
grandpaw
 
Good one!

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May 28, 2020 07:51:24   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Oldie but goodie.

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May 28, 2020 08:36:56   #
tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?' 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.’

Cheers and Beers Graham 098
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Well! I have to go get another cup of java after that one. Love it Graham. I alway love your post.

Tom

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May 28, 2020 09:54:19   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
tshift wrote:
Well! I have to go get another cup of java after that one. Love it Graham. I alway love your post.

Tom



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May 28, 2020 10:12:55   #
14kphotog Loc: Marietta, Ohio
 
Almost fell out of my chair. L O L.

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May 28, 2020 12:05:54   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?' 'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.’

Cheers and Beers Graham 098
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