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Are You a Pilot ????.........Graham
May 27, 2020 11:16:17   #
Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.
 
You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

You are never too old to learn.........Cheers and Beers Graham...098



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May 27, 2020 11:37:01   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
Graham Thirkill wrote:
You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

You are never too old to learn.........Cheers and Beers Graham...098
You think you have lived to be 80 and know who yo... (show quote)


HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Thanks Graham

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May 28, 2020 07:52:31   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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May 28, 2020 07:57:43   #
Terkat
 
Good morning Graham,

I'm a pilot also but after hearing the young lady's description I just found out I'm a lesbian too.
"give 'er the gun" Graham !

All the best to you and yours, and stay safe during these times.

Terry

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May 28, 2020 08:01:53   #
PaulBrit Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon
 
Wonderful! Thanks Graham.

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May 28, 2020 13:09:52   #
smf85 Loc: Freeport, IL
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then ROFLOL then LOL then back to ROFLOL.

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May 28, 2020 13:10:37   #
smf85 Loc: Freeport, IL
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then ROFLOL then LOL then back to ROFLOL. Thanks

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May 28, 2020 13:33:56   #
Abo
 
Gotta say, I saw that one coming.

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May 28, 2020 15:47:41   #
riderz49
 
Damn, I must be a lesbian too.

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May 29, 2020 17:59:42   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
I had to laugh at that, even though I had heard a variation of it years ago. Proves there are numerous ways to tell the same joke. Thanks foir the laugh today Graham.

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May 30, 2020 13:03:37   #
alamomike47 Loc: San Antonio, Texas
 

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