At the grocery store…
Mar 29, 2020 07:30:18 #
domcomm
Loc: Denver, CO
My cousin said that she was in a long line at 7:45am today at the grocery store, which opened at 8:00 for seniors only.
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time, he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time, he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
Mar 29, 2020 07:36:13 #
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Mar 29, 2020 08:11:50 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
My local grocery store has adopted the first opening hour to Seniors, 60+ years of age today. Since, I can't get any eggs, for over a week now. I may have to take advantage of that privilege. Unfortunately. I don't expect a scenario, as depicted in your joke though. However, it was humorous.
Mar 29, 2020 10:02:23 #
Mar 30, 2020 07:39:25 #
domcomm wrote:
My cousin said that she was in a long line at 7:45... (show quote)
I cannot tell within the last two-three day how many times I have seen this.It is funny.
Mar 30, 2020 08:02:28 #
Mar 30, 2020 08:04:29 #
domcomm wrote:
My cousin said that she was in a long line at 7:45... (show quote)
That is funny, woke me up. Thanks
Tom
Mar 30, 2020 08:44:38 #
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Mar 30, 2020 09:06:05 #
Just returned from Krogers and there were a couple 20 somethings that were turned away. They opened at 7a and all the 60+ folks filed in. As I stood in line I announced "the first one who coughs goes to the end of the line" Several people laughed behind their masks.
Mar 30, 2020 10:37:58 #
jerseymike wrote:
First time I've seen it. I have to get out more often but they won't let me get out of the house.I cannot tell within the last two-three day how many times I have seen this.It is funny.
Mar 30, 2020 11:43:23 #
Marianne M Banks
Loc: Anacortes WA
Thank you for the morning laugh with coffee. It really tickled me 😂
Mar 30, 2020 11:45:28 #
On Thursday at Costco at six thirty seniors were lined up from the entrance to the tire shop, an hour later the line went from the entrance past the tire shop around the corner past the back of the warehouse and they didn't open till eight for the seniors. I am here wonder where they all came from.
My wife says if we need something from Costco on senior day I am here have to go by myself. To heck with that I am here will wait for the normal hours and go with her. She can't go with since she is not 60.
My wife says if we need something from Costco on senior day I am here have to go by myself. To heck with that I am here will wait for the normal hours and go with her. She can't go with since she is not 60.
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