Sunday Smiles, shared with me to share with you.........Graham
Mar 29, 2020 05:21:01 #
This is the "Very Best, Toilet Paper Joke" so far and there has been hundreds,
You can always trust, your Trusted Pet Dog, to make you smile, when it's really needed'
Iv'e just heard my nephew and his wife have the virus, my nephew works in the food industry and has been working until now. They aren't too bad so let's hope they will soon recover to full health.
I hope you are all well and and safe and making the best of your week-end.
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
You can always trust, your Trusted Pet Dog, to make you smile, when it's really needed'
Iv'e just heard my nephew and his wife have the virus, my nephew works in the food industry and has been working until now. They aren't too bad so let's hope they will soon recover to full health.
I hope you are all well and and safe and making the best of your week-end.
Cheers and Beers
Graham
098
Mar 29, 2020 06:00:17 #
I am not sure we would share a roll!!! Best of luck to your family. I am in Tampa FL and do not know anyone personally that has the illness. Gary
Mar 29, 2020 08:55:53 #
Mar 29, 2020 12:47:32 #
Mar 30, 2020 07:28:04 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
This is the "Very Best, Toilet Paper Joke&quo... (show quote)
As I read your first sentence I thought "sure, funniest joke yet...who is this person? Probably some goofy, cutesy hokey joke." But by jove, Graham that is the funniest toilet paper joke that I've seen. By the way we haven't heard from you for a while until just recently. Always enjoy your stuff. Welcome back.
Mar 30, 2020 10:36:39 #
Then there are the modified lyrics to the theme song from the 60s TV show Branded starring buck Connors
Stranded.
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you’re stranded, and you don’t have a roll.
You must prove you’re a man and wipe it with your hand.
Stranded.
Stranded on the toilet bowl.
What do you do when you’re stranded, and you don’t have a roll.
You must prove you’re a man and wipe it with your hand.
Mar 30, 2020 11:41:06 #
Mar 30, 2020 14:49:09 #
Ava'sPapa wrote:
As I read your first sentence I thought "sure, funniest joke yet...who is this person? Probably some goofy, cutesy hokey joke." But by jove, Graham that is the funniest toilet paper joke that I've seen. By the way we haven't heard from you for a while until just recently. Always enjoy your stuff. Welcome back.
Trust me, Ava'sPapa, I think I know a good joke or cartoon when I see one.This cartoon is brilliant, the simple drawing is spot on as well imho
Cheers and Beers for you,, Graham /098\
Mar 30, 2020 23:35:59 #
For those running out of toilet paper.if you do this,all you will need is one roll and it will last at least 6 months.wipe your ass with your middle finger,pull one sheet of toilet paper,make a hole in the middle of the sheet and save that little piece, stick your middle finger into the hole in the sheet and wipe your finger.now get that little piece you saved to clean under your fingernail.if you feel that bad about those poor trees,this would be a great alternative to the big consumption of toilet paper.
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