Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

Cheers and Beers
Graham
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gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

skylane5sp Loc: Puyallup, WA

Freakin' hilarious. I'm retired now. Pickering is somewhere on my bucket list. If I get there I'm buying you a pint.

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

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I can be there in an hour. It's a lovely, typical, old Yorkshire town. If you do ever visit, you will be quite
near to other lovely places to visit, York, Scarborough, Whitby, Bridlington etc etc etc etc etc etc.
You will absolutely love the area.
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Pickering is an ancient market town and civil parish in the Ryedale district of North Yorkshire, England, on the border of the North York Moors National Park. Historically part of the North Riding of Yorkshire, it sits at the foot of the moors, overlooking the Vale of Pickering to the south. According to legend the town was founded by King Peredurus around 270 BC; however, the town as it exists today is of medieval origin.[citation needed] The legend has it that the king lost his ring and accused a young maiden of stealing it, but later that day the ring was found in a pike caught in the River Costa for his dinner. The king was so happy to find his ring he married the young maiden; the name Pike-ring changed over the years to Pickering. It is a nice tale told to fit the name, but it is not the origin. Pickering is thought to be named after the followers of an Anglian man named Picer or some such personal name – the Picer-ingas.

The tourist venues of Pickering Parish Church, with its medieval wall paintings, Pickering Castle, the North Yorkshire Moors Railway and Beck Isle Museum have made Pickering popular with visitors. Nearby places include Malton, Norton-on-Derwent and Scarborough.

Cheers and Beers
Graham
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