Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

As a Russian, I admire Jeremy Corbyn – he’s tough. The KGB could interrogate him for a week and still not find out what his position on Brexit is.
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I won a Jewish comedian of the year, my mum was judging, then again, she always does.
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They say some people ‘inhale books’. I know someone who injects books right into his veins. Particularly ones with female protagonists. He’s a heroine addict
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With enough revs and determination any restaurant is a drive-thru.
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My name is Sukh, which is short for Sukhjeet, which is Sanskrit for you’re never going to find it on a f…... keyring in a gift shop.
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British people are like coconuts. Hard on the outside but sweet once you crack us. Also often found full of alcohol and holding an umbrella
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I’m making a TV series about the different parts of my gas cooker – I’ve already filmed the pilot.
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I’m pretty sure Jesus is Gay because every time I go to God’s house he’s got pictures of him on the wall with 12 hot guys having brunch.
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I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there’s a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet.
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I look the wrong way when crossing the road, so people think I just got back from Paris.
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In Poirot you meet six really posh people, and you know one of them is going to be murdered. In real life, you rarely get such good odds.
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In my show we won’t be using things like a Ouija Board. Or if you don’t speak French – a Yesja board.
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My girlfriend and I are saving up for a mortgage, but it isn’t going very well – because sadly, all of our grandparents are still alive.
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I was living in my office for a while, until it failed its MOT.
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Scotland heckled Boris Johnson so badly he had to leave by the back door, like one of his mistresses.
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The Arab Spring was 8 years ago. I thought “How long can a crisis conceivably last?”, and then I looked at my own personal life and was like “Yeah, that makes sense.”
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Behind every successful man is me, trying to get his attention.
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Cheers and Beers\
Graham\
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Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

LOL.

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

Thank you again for my morning giggles!

PaulBrit Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon

And the one that was voted the funniest: “I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have florets”.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

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Ratskinner Loc: Copalis Beach WA

Graham, you would really fit in my family you are just weird enough. And like most of my family, delightful!

Tinkwmobile

I almost never post. I wanted to let you know I enjoy the humor you share. Makes my day bright and my wife wonder when I burst out laughing.

Gilkar

Always look forward to your posts

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

Ratskinner, you got me off to a T, weird as can be and strange as well. We have a really good friend and she always says to me, 'You are a Twat', but a good one. Like your comments I take it as friendly and affectionate. We had a great Irish comedian over here, called Frank Carson and after telling a joke he always quipped, "It's the way I tell'em............."


Cheers and beers
Graham
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PaulBrit Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon

Dear Frank Carson! You know I can still hear his rich accent in the expression of his!

Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

He certainly was a great comedian, never swore or got dirty. Has was certainly one of the old school.
God rest his soul. Frank Carson 1926-2012 aged 85.

Cheers and Beers
Graham
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