Understanding Women
Jul 4, 2019 16:06:48 #
Jul 4, 2019 16:16:02 #
wingclui44
Loc: CT USA
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
Print it out! Ouch!
Jul 4, 2019 17:06:10 #
Jul 5, 2019 05:34:02 #
Jul 5, 2019 06:55:31 #
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
That is so funny, must be the short version. Thanks
Tom
Jul 5, 2019 07:11:17 #
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Jul 5, 2019 10:02:04 #
I flipped through it. All the pages said the same thing. "Can't be done."
Jul 5, 2019 10:30:18 #
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
Jul 5, 2019 11:03:40 #
Jul 5, 2019 12:11:17 #
Wait for the movie, run time 24 hrs., sequel 24 hrs., and still not answer.
Jul 5, 2019 12:20:31 #
I have the book, "Everything Men Know about Women". It's blank. So maybe this is good reading.
Jul 5, 2019 12:53:24 #
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
This photo helps sum it up.
(Sorry for the low res.)
Jul 5, 2019 13:10:13 #
An oldie but too true:
Bridge to Hawaii
A man is walking along the beach and he trips on a magic lamp, he polishes it off and a genie comes out.
"I will grant you one wish" says the genie.
The man thinks for a while and he finally says, "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I've been too scared to fly on a plane, and boats always make me seasick, so I want you to make a bridge to Hawaii."
The genie replies, "Are You Crazy!?!? That would be almost impossible, do you know how deep the ocean is, that would be such a long drive, it just isn't structurally possible. Make another wish"
The guys thinks again and then he says, "I've had plenty of relationships but I could never make them last more than a few months, I just don't understand women. I wish I could understand women."
Then genie looks at him dumbfounded and finally says, "Do you want that bridge two lane or four?"
Bridge to Hawaii
A man is walking along the beach and he trips on a magic lamp, he polishes it off and a genie comes out.
"I will grant you one wish" says the genie.
The man thinks for a while and he finally says, "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I've been too scared to fly on a plane, and boats always make me seasick, so I want you to make a bridge to Hawaii."
The genie replies, "Are You Crazy!?!? That would be almost impossible, do you know how deep the ocean is, that would be such a long drive, it just isn't structurally possible. Make another wish"
The guys thinks again and then he says, "I've had plenty of relationships but I could never make them last more than a few months, I just don't understand women. I wish I could understand women."
Then genie looks at him dumbfounded and finally says, "Do you want that bridge two lane or four?"
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