Monday Already, Time for a Smile...........Graham
Jun 24, 2019 10:24:18 #
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked, “Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends!
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PS. Now and again, as quite recently, friends ask me what the "098" stands for in my avatar. My best friend, for well over fifty years always called me "098". He died back in 2012, "098" was the last three digits of my Army Number, he always called me "098". I used to call him "520", the last three digits of his Army Number. It's a way of remembering someone who you loved, every day, when I send an email.
Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Harold asked, “Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends!
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PS. Now and again, as quite recently, friends ask me what the "098" stands for in my avatar. My best friend, for well over fifty years always called me "098". He died back in 2012, "098" was the last three digits of my Army Number, he always called me "098". I used to call him "520", the last three digits of his Army Number. It's a way of remembering someone who you loved, every day, when I send an email.
Jun 24, 2019 10:27:28 #
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Jun 25, 2019 06:32:35 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends!...
Thanks Graham ... brighten my day (as always) ...
Bob (355)
Jun 25, 2019 07:41:46 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
PS. Now and again, as quite recently, friends ask me what the "098" stands for in my avatar. My best friend, for well over fifty years always called me "098". He died back in 2012, "098" was the last three digits of my Army Number, he always called me "098". I used to call him "520", the last three digits of his Army Number. It's a way of remembering someone who you loved, every day, when I send an email.
Anyone who doesn't get this should watch the movie "Zulu"! I served in a Welsh regiment, and we had a lot of Davies, Williams, Jones, etc.
Phil (557)
Jun 25, 2019 07:58:30 #
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Jun 25, 2019 08:56:35 #
The jokes are great. I love them. As for you and your best friend, thank you for your service to the country. Even if it was a foreign shore. I hope you have a photo of you two together. If you do, it is not only memorable but worthy of making into the face of a clock.
Jun 25, 2019 10:03:53 #
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PS. Now and again, as quite recently, friends ask me what the "098" stands for in my avatar. My best friend, for well over fifty years always called me "098". He died back in 2012, "098" was the last three digits of my Army Number, he always called me "098". I used to call him "520", the last three digits of his Army Number. It's a way of remembering someone who you loved, every day, when I send an email.[/quote]
I like that👍
PS. Now and again, as quite recently, friends ask me what the "098" stands for in my avatar. My best friend, for well over fifty years always called me "098". He died back in 2012, "098" was the last three digits of my Army Number, he always called me "098". I used to call him "520", the last three digits of his Army Number. It's a way of remembering someone who you loved, every day, when I send an email.[/quote]
I like that👍
Jun 25, 2019 11:45:58 #
Jun 25, 2019 14:15:22 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycho... (show quote)
Thanks for the laughs Graham
Jun 25, 2019 20:26:39 #
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