Superman
May 22, 2019 11:39:22 #
This one is a bit crude, if you are easily offended, please scroll on.
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Superman is flying around the city feeling horny as hell.
He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" And he swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, f***s her hard and deep and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?!"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my f*****g a******e hurts like hell!"
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Superman is flying around the city feeling horny as hell.
He suddenly sees Wonder Woman lying naked, legs apart, on top of a building. He thinks, "This is my chance!" And he swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet, f***s her hard and deep and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the hell was that?!"
The Invisible Man rolls off her and says, "I have no idea but my f*****g a******e hurts like hell!"
May 22, 2019 11:45:16 #
May 22, 2019 12:05:04 #
Bobnewnan wrote:
This doesn't belong on UHH.
You were warned.
Hopefully you only read it once.
May 22, 2019 12:06:56 #
Bobnewnan wrote:
This doesn't belong on UHH.
God forbid that anyone laughs! He left a disclaimer in the beginning.
May 22, 2019 23:31:47 #
Folks I'm 82 years old, I've seen and read much more than this. There's a place for such tales and in my opinion, which I stated, UHH is not the place for such writings. Now if you could get a photo of the action.....
May 23, 2019 05:06:31 #
How about we don't really care what you think? It's Attic garbage and you were warned and now you want to whine about it. Take some Geritol and a nap. 
May 25, 2019 11:59:58 #
trainspotter
Loc: Oregon
DaveO wrote:
How about we don't really care what you think? It's Attic garbage and you were warned and now you want to whine about it. Take some Geritol and a nap.
Gawd....I miss "Geritol" TV ads.....you know.....the 80 year old man doing burpies.....or the Gray hair'd lady jumping like a Gymnastics star on the beach.........DO they still make/sell that snake oil? I NOW use Wild Turkey 101. (Great results)!
May 26, 2019 08:27:18 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
trainspotter wrote:
Gawd....I miss "Geritol" TV ads.....you know.....the 80 year old man doing burpies.....or the Gray hair'd lady jumping like a Gymnastics star on the beach.........DO they still make/sell that snake oil? I NOW use Wild Turkey 101. (Great results)!
I really like bourbon, but drinking wild turkey reminds me of screwing up while siphoning gasoline.
May 26, 2019 10:37:20 #
thom w wrote:
I really like bourbon, but drinking wild turkey reminds me of screwing up while siphoning gasoline.
I second that!
May 26, 2019 11:08:43 #
trainspotter
Loc: Oregon
thom w wrote:
I really like bourbon, but drinking wild turkey reminds me of screwing up while siphoning gasoline.
Well now.......as I "look" over me collection.....I see very few I could afford to drink DAILY. But....if you'd be WILLING to share what bourbon you sip daily......I'd be happy to purchase....IF it's available in OREGON. CHEERS!
May 26, 2019 12:21:06 #
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