The Italian Funeral
Apr 28, 2019 16:46:53 #
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Loc: North East Tennessee
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
noticed a most
unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on...
a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking
in single file.
The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully
approached the Italian man
walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be
a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her
and killed her also.
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood
and silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
noticed a most
unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on...
a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking
in single file.
The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully
approached the Italian man
walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be
a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her
and killed her also.
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood
and silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."
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Loc: North East Tennessee
jederick wrote:
A dog trained that well trained would be very expensive Jeff!! 
Apr 29, 2019 07:06:31 #
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raypep wrote:
Sick! Since when is violence and murder funny. Sick 1
I think it is something to do with laughing in the face of adversity.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:15:58 #
raypep wrote:
Sick! Since when is violence and murder funny. Sick 1
Get a life.
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