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Some goals
Apr 6, 2019 16:16:47   #
John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN
 
My goal for 2019 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 25 to go.
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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. OKAY, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
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How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
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I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live much longer than men who mention it.
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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 20 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
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Senility has been a very smooth transition for me.
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Remember back when we were kids and every time it was 10 below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
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I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....
Nevertheless, I forgot where I was going with this.
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I love being over 70. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 other things.
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A thief broke into my house last night......
He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW !, Right?
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I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

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Apr 6, 2019 16:21:52   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Enjoyed these.

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Apr 6, 2019 18:19:17   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
this is true, I know a woman who signed up for delivered "weight loss" meals, they started on Monday and by Wednesday she had eaten the week's supply.

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Apr 7, 2019 08:06:02   #
ecobin Loc: Paoli, PA
 
Good ones. 😅

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Apr 7, 2019 08:40:03   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Funny--especially the tofu one.

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Apr 7, 2019 09:31:16   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 

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Apr 7, 2019 10:53:21   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
John_F wrote:

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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From another Chit-Chat post today, that's called an Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

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